United Thread - 2023/24

[BamberBridgeBlue]

A Rag texted me saying they'd ruined my weekend.
My response was that they're irrelevant and whilst getting giddy going 9th, we're 3 in a row Premier League Champions and Champions of Europe and it's all about levels.
Surprisingly, I haven't heard anything back since.

Their new goal is delaying St Beneathus Day from March to April.

 

[manimanc]

Is that right they did a lap of honour yesterday?

Fuck. Me.

 

[KentBlue]

Is that right they did a lap of honour yesterday?

Fuck. Me.

Didn't the dippers also do that when they drew a game years ago?

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Didn't the dippers also do that when they drew a game years ago?

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I see Rooney is no longer a manager, left by mutual consent!

 

[TinFoilHat]

I see Rooney is no longer a manager, left by mutual consent!

Mickey?

 

[Blue Til Death]

I see Rooney is no longer a manager, left by mutual consent!

Apparently he’s accepted a sizeable offer from
The Chinese to float over America taking pictures of their military bases….
I think they are working on the premise that it would take a couple of fully tooled up F16’s 20 minutes to shoot the fat **** down…!

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Was gonna say haha at 90 mins yesterday.... Screamed when i seen tbey turned the game around.

In truth it just sustains their pain a while longer as they once again gloss over the cracks in a hope to keep spirits high. Brentford will be kickin themselves but can hold themselves high.....

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

They are rotten have you seen Onana in net. Geeeezzzz

I’d read Onana didn’t fancy going to the African CN - probably worried the rags will change the locks while he’s away.

 

[johnnytapia]

Milner was having none of that

 

[N1985]

I’d read Onana didn’t fancy going to the African CN - probably worried the rags will change the locks while he’s away.

Or he's that shit he won't even play

 

[Blue Mist]

I see Rooney is no longer a manager, left by mutual consent!

Are you saying he's available if only they'd just ask ?

 

[Crooked_rain]

Rags will be happy yesterday that they got the win but when that excitement dies down , surely they've still got to be asking major questions about why they haven't even had a convincing win in the League this season

Got completely outplayed by wolves and cheated them out of a penalty

They had to come from behind against Forest and won with a pen that never was

Pretty much outplayed by Burnley and got rescued by a good goal and if Burnley had any decent forward players they would have won

Then yesterday scraped a win in injury time against Brentford


There's a good chance that all these wins were against teams that won't finish in the top 10 and they were real struggles and they were second best in most of the games.

We've seen them player two decent teams in Brighton and Spurs and they got beaten with ease.

 

[KentBlue]

Are you saying he's available if only they'd just ask ?

What a bloody farce that would be, Shrek taking over from ten bob and his bobbins? Oh, please - let this happen. I'll be a good boy and I will definitely NOT harbour un-gentlemanly thoughts about Holly Willoughby ever ever again...probably.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

I see Rooney is no longer a manager, left by mutual consent!

In contrast to Greenwood who entered without consent...

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Rags will be happy yesterday that they got the win but when that excitement dies down , surely they've still got to be asking major questions about why they haven't even had a convincing win in the League this season

Got completely outplayed by wolves and cheated them out of a penalty

They had to come from behind against Forest and won with a pen that never was

Pretty much outplayed by Burnley and got rescued by a good goal and if Burnley had any decent forward players they would have won

Then yesterday scraped a win in injury time against Brentford


There's a good chance that all these wins were against teams that won't finish in the top 10 and they were real struggles and they were second best in most of the games.

We've seen them player two decent teams in Brighton and Spurs and they got beaten with ease.

If they were more down to Earth and knew their stuff, they’d understand that they haven’t convincingly beaten anyone because they aren’t a convincingly good team.

If they started to understand that more, they’d enjoy it all a bit more and just appreciate it when they do win.

Their demands are far too unrealistic. Their time has been and gone, there are better clubs around now than them.

 

[bluebc]

 

[deegee33]

If they were more down to Earth and knew their stuff, they’d understand that they haven’t convincingly beaten anyone because they aren’t a convincingly good team.

If they started to understand that more, they’d enjoy it all a bit more and just appreciate it when they do win.

Their demands are far too unrealistic. Their time has been and gone, there are better clubs around now than them.

I think that possibly their players have come to that realization and hence the lap of honor, knowing that there won't be many chances to do it again.

 

[Vienna_70]

It’s not just Gray and Keys.

I think the whole world believes that. I certainly do.

 

[Protein Junkie]

I see Rooney is no longer a manager, left by mutual consent!

Rag and mutual consent
Shirley some mistake.