United Thread - 2023/24

[buckshot]

Sign and loan to Melbourne City FC

 

[Gogootz]

One of my favourite sights in footy was seeing him pick the ball out of his net, hope he stays in the prem so we can bang more past the fuckin donut nicking rag tramp ****.

Once a rag ****, always a rag ****!

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Sign and loan to Melbourne City FC

Someone needs to wash Scott Carson's kit.

Our actual kit man is too busy being a clown on social media so this could be a smart signing for us.

 

[RayCTID]

I still hope it is Pickford as the replacement.

 

[buckshot]

Someone needs to wash Scott Carson's kit.

Our actual kit man is too busy being a clown on social media so this could be a smart signing for us.

City's kit man should be on higher wages than De Gea, he's helped win more trophies than that lanky armed clown ever will.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I still hope it is Pickford as the replacement.

that would be fucking hilarious.

the rags would actually get relegated.

 

[jacko74]

They have improved, they would have improved if they brought Mr Tumble in to stand in for him.

Best goalie in the world my giddy arse.

One of those annoyingly unwatchable videos where they insist on showing multiple different angles and close ups stitched together all at once rather than just showing the goal from one perspective.

Its my pet hate with football clip compilation videos, they no doubt think they're some kind of production and editing genius but they're just annoying twats!

 

[simon23]

If they get Ohnana then its a big improvement for them unfortunately.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

If they get Ohnana then its a big improvement for them unfortunately.

Yes it is. I was hoping they would keep De Gea

 

[BlueTG]

Regardless of his ability, De Gea deserved to be treated better than that.

 

[Mancity1980]

How come Sky missed out the donuts stealing from their De Gea love-in today?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

How come Sky missed out the donuts stealing from their De Gea love-in today?

The BBC have tried to paint him as a brilliant keeper but even they couldn't get him in top spot in any category....and they fucking picked them.

Strangely no mention of amount of goals conceded against the best team in the world and treble winners....he'd have come too of that one!!!

 

[waspish]

How come Sky missed out the donuts stealing from their De Gea love-in today?

He is out the door not coming in the door do sky don’t give a shit

 

[PabZabb]

Think they’ll regret this tbh.

 

[1961_vintage]

We'll miss him.

 

[Vienna_70]

I wondered how long it would take but here we are, as predicted.. Mounts dad waxing lyrical sat in the rag dressing room about bringing him to old toilet as a boy .. Yeah, special isn’t it, he replied …!
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It’s special alright.

But not in the way Mount snr. means.

 

[Vienna_70]

And an FA Cup final!

I think that City would have still won the F.A.Cup mistake or no.

I watched those two goals again the other day (all Ilkay's goals for City), and I still think it’s harsh to blame the alpaca for the second one.

The ball came through a crowd of players, and he could only have seen it very late.

Of course, he could do nothing about the first.

 

[hertsblue]

Regardless of his ability, De Gea deserved to be treated better than that.

Yep, glossed over by the media.
Gave him a 375k a week contract in 2019, offered him a new reduced salary contract which he signed only for them to withdraw the offer. Then asked him to stick around whilst they chased a new keeper.
But its the Rags way of treating players

 

[Vienna_70]

Average goalie for me a shirt arse goalie never commanded is area could pass out shit his pants when defender passed back to him more mistakes than any goalie I’ve ever watched!

A shot stopper who made 99% of his saves like it’s world class with the way he dived!

Shame they getting a goalie now that truly will save them points…

It was amazing that, even when the shot was straight at him, commentators never mentioned the fact that it was, even though they made a point of saying so for practically every other ‘keeper.

 

[urban genie]