United Thread - 2023/24

[I'm With Stupid]

And every time a new coach is appointed, their thick fans get giddy and proclaim they're on the way back before it turns to shit again.
Rinse and repeat.

It's not just the coaches though, do they even have a director of football yet? Who's buying the players and what are they thinking? They seem to basically let the managers buy the players, which is fine if you're going to have a manager for years, but then they change them every couple of years and have to clear out all the dead wood when the new manager decides they want a different profile of player. And then the new manager just ends up playing the same style anyway, because they're lumbered with very expensive purchases of the previous manager. It's a shambles.

 

[Bluesince1979]

The biggest irony is that if the deluded fuckwits had any sense at all they would see that the greatest damage is inflicted by the vile leeches that attach themselves to their counterfeit shitstain of a club - ie Neville, Goldbridge, Sky etc etc etc. Blood sucking wankers with nothing but their own self interests at heart. The Glazers are the least of their problems.

Add the hard shoulder shitter to that list.

Horse spunk

 

[Sky Blue]

A fortunate goal. Big deflection and a goaly who makes claudio bravo look like lev yashin

Yep, didn't hit it that well. Clown in net should've saved it.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

* put this in the wrong thread so I'll repost here *

Saw a clip of Richard Keys earlier saying Whiskey Nose needs to get off the fence and come out and give a statement to the fans re. the Glazers. (Also said his salary for being an ambassador dwarfs the wages of quite a few Premier League managers)


Be funny if he did give a statement and told the moaning bastards to support the yanks!!

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

Nice debut for Hojlund

Were we told how many touches he had? Or do they only use that commentary technique for the real Haaland?

 

[Gingers Dad]

They were bigging up Rice after his goal but I thought he was poor and the reason why United were able to break so easily. The Arsenal midfield is still open and we will exploit it lke Brighton did.

Up until the deflected goal he had a very poor game

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Every other team would have 2

Fair enough Blueboy, can't argue with that.

 

[marco]

Wash rinse repeat
around and around
wash rinse repeat

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

FIVE MORE DECADES :-)

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[I'm With Stupid]

Nice debut for Hojlund

He's quite pacey over about 50 yards. Unfortunately, he accelerates like a 1991 Austin Metro going up a hill with four passengers.