United Thread - 2023/24

[Colin Bells Boots]

Not sure how he keeps a straight face…

That's not straight, he's just a miserable moaning ****.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Which makes it all the sweeter, though he'll be loving the fact he remains their most successful manager.

all good things must............. etc etc etc

 

[Blue Lorry]

From the caf:
”Didn't think domestic abuse would have such a big impact on FFP for us”.
Animals - because domestic violence is such a laugh!

 

[malg]

From the caf:
”Didn't think domestic abuse would have such a big impact on FFP for us”.
Animals - because domestic violence is such a laugh!

To be fair it's a funny post. It's just a joke.

Just been on there reading the Sancho thread. They are in meltdown. The usual nonsense about 'SAF wouldn't stand for this' is out in force. Then someone posts ' Scholes once went on strike and played the following week' - yup, exactly.

 

[dickie davies]

Hojlund sounds like Haaland if you say it fast

It also sounds like "Hough End" which is about his level

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

To be fair it's a funny post. It's just a joke.

Just been on there reading the Sancho thread. They are in meltdown. The usual nonsense about 'SAF wouldn't stand for this' is out in force. Then someone posts ' Scholes once went on strike and played the following week' - yup, exactly.

The caf is a joyous read at the moment.

 

[dadnlad]

Tough day back at work? This'll cheer you up. They get more and more hilarious the further you get into it

worth it for last 2 minutes lol

 

[waspish]

Ha ha View attachment 92578

You see this media you can shit on the likes of the scum scousers and still get the interactions! Maybe even more!

 

[JASR]

So, Lets get this straight...

£80 million Antony is in trouble externally
£75 million Sancho is in trouble internally
£80 million Maguire can't go back to Greece
£0 Greenwood has been sent out on loan with a view of hoping 'it all blows over'
£30 million Bailly is surplus to requirements, but no-one wanted him
£36 million Martial is uninterested
£80 40 million DvB is surplus to requirements, but no-one wanted him
£0 Rashford cannot track back
£0 Evans is getting a last payday
£0 Reguilon is surplus to Tottenham requirements
£0 Mctominay was likely surplus to requirements, but no-one wanted him
£34 million Varane seems to be permamently injured
£60 million Casemiro is 31
£64 million Hojlund arrived with a bad back, that might need game managing
£48 million Martinez is short
£420k Garnacho seems like the perfect fit for United - ego, another Sancho/Martial/Rashford
£55 million Mount seems like most of the country (other than Southgate and United) don't rate
£8.5 million (potentially +£21.4 million) Amrabat was not wanted by Fiorentina
£0 Eriksen is 31
£0 Williams (next new whatever) is on loan

So 20 players that have issues out of a squad of 35 are not playing for them, or have some sort of real or potential issue!

 

[flb]

It's still in the pisscan's too!

That pisstain is supposed to be big on history , as are all at the shit stain of a club , a club that endorsed ridiculing our club with the rolling banner , a club that so fucking easily forgets us letting there club use our ground when old Trafford got bombed , at what point did that shite stain of a club forget that ? Why have they deemed us a threat seeing as we are so fucking insignificant to them? I hope the **** Ferguson ends up eating his own shite through going senile , the nasty horrible **** that he is , and throw Charlton into the mix , and cunts like Crerand. They have never respected this club.