United Thread - 2023/24

[JASR]

Looking at the posters name, this looks like a blue on the wind up :-)

No he’s American, some ‘Merica sports team name.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

No he’s American, some ‘Merica sports team name.

Then that answers it. He needs to be exposed to the British press to see what is happening. Either that or his carer needs to let him use the Internet.

 

[Paladin]

Wow, something is rotten here.

"It's understood to be common for United's welfare team to arrange for doctors to see partners and family members of players."

Yeah. Giggs, Greenwood, Antony. How many more that we don't know about? They probably have it as one of their employee benefits. Private medical insurance, plus if you have any physical disagreements with immediate family members, we'll repair them free of charge.

 

[Gordyola]

I would piss myself if the Glazers have just floated the idea of a sale to raise the stock price, sold a load of shares at the high price, then pulled the sale and bought the shares back for a profit when the price plummeted

No would be in prison for insider trading

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

How’s that “Selling Non-Core Assets as a Means of Raising Capital” malarkey getting on over in the Western Swamps?


So much to like about this tweet:
1. Including Henderson twice
2. Thinking McTominay worth £40m
3. Thinking Sancho worth even more
4. The fact that - 3 months later - Henderson’s been sold (if only once) for £20m, but Fred for £12m, and all the rest are still there. £100m required still an agonising £68m short.

Lovely stuff. #glazersin

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

How’s that “Selling Non-Core Assets as a Means of Raising Capital” malarkey getting on over in the Western Swamps?

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So much to like about this tweet:
1. Including Henderson twice
2. Thinking McTominay worth £40m
3. Thinking Sancho worth even more
4. The fact that - 3 months later - Henderson’s been sold (if only once) for £20m, but Fred for £12m, and all the rest are still there. £100m required still an agonising £68m short.

Lovely stuff. #glazersin

Who valued McTominay? Stevie Wonder?

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[FJRMCFC]

It’s amazing how badly run they are. Their incompetence in the last decade or so might be the worst in all of team sports

 

[Bill Walker]

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"Is that a tax bill Joel?"

"No, it's a letter from Gary Neville asking if him and his brother Phil can be next in line for joint managers when we get shut of Ten Bob in November, says he only needs another billion"

"he's included his resume, it just says ..got sacked by Valencia"

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

No would be in prison for insider trading

There's time yet.