United Thread - 2023/24

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I would piss myself if the Glazers have just floated the idea of a sale to raise the stock price, sold a load of shares at the high price, then pulled the sale and bought the shares back for a profit when the price plummeted

That would be a massively illegal pump and dump scheme but I get the joke.

 

[dickie davies]

Who valued McTominay? Stevie Wonder?

Steve Bruce, but sadly for the rags he's no longer managing a PL side

 

[Protein Junkie]

For once the International break is not boring thanks to the Scum.
* Fergie time collapse at Arsenal
* Share price bombing
* Anthony
* Greenwood
* Fan meltdown

 

[Bald fraud]

For once the International break is not boring thanks to the Scum.
* Fergie time collapse at Arsenal
* Share price bombing
* Anthony
* Greenwood
* Fan meltdown

You missed rolling out the red carpet for a convicted nonce!

 

[JASR]

You missed rolling out the red carpet for a convicted nonce!

And Sancho vs Ten hag spat.

It’s their version of City bingo

United Bad news bingo - everyday a new debacle

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Man Utd top league of transfer losses with negative spend of more than £1bn in last decade

Manchester United have spent a record £1.19bn more on transfers over the past decade than they have recouped through player sales, according to a new study.

www.bbc.co.uk

Nice to see some facts and not the usual sycophantic nonsense about utd on the BBC.

 

[Sky Blue]

Man Utd top league of transfer losses with negative spend of more than £1bn in last decade

Manchester United have spent a record £1.19bn more on transfers over the past decade than they have recouped through player sales, according to a new study.

www.bbc.co.uk

Nice to see some facts and not the usual sycophantic nonsense about utd on the BBC.

Noticeable that Sly Stone's name is absent from the article.

Shithouse.

 

[Deepest Blue]

The little hamster will be beside himself with grief. Still, he can always fall back on his finest moment on SSN when the rags signed Donny van de Beek and he declared with full confidence and authority that they'd got an £80 million player for £40 million.

Selling club Ajax CEO van der Sar was responsible for that pearl of wisdom and Sky were only too happy to hijack it.

 

[Akira]

Just been on the mUen web site and came across the following from Baily .............
"He wrote: "As I leave this club after many years of incredible memories, outstanding teammates, and trophies, "

How many would that be? They have less than a handful since 2012.

 

[Debaser]

I never thought him leaving would be just this much fun, I expected a couple of years of LOLs before they struck lucky but by fuck has this been beyond my wildest dreams.