United Thread - 2023/24

[malg]

It’s hard to accurately explain, but does anyone else feel a tiny bit sorry for Maguire?
I know he’s a rag bastard, and he’s shit but still, a tiny part of me feels bad for him

Nope. Fuck him. He's decided to stay and anything that's happening is down to him.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Lest we forget boys & girls:

red =
nytid - massive cnuts
dippers - huge cnuts
tarquins - enormous cnuts.

WTFAMu
CTID
As you were Blu3s.

 

[mike1923]

Other than having to sack off one player for being an abuser, putting another on leave for the same reason, inviting a nonce to their stadium as a guest of honour, breaking financial fair play, losing to us in an fa cup final and watching us win the treble, losing both their away games this season, buying an injured striker, loaning an injured midfielder, being stuck with Maguire for another season, the Glazers seemingly sticking around and being a billion in debt they’re not having a bad few months

 

[KearsleyBlue]

Relax guys. Only 3 days until Brighton smash them.

The annoying thing is at OT you know what's gonna happen. Everything points to a Brighton win but they won't.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Order, order! The Honourable Gentleman will refer to United as 'Cunts' as is laid down in Standing Orders.

Objection, your honour.

They‘re known as scum in these parts.

 

[Bantamgaz]

The annoying thing is at OT you know what's gonna happen. Everything points to a Brighton win but they won't.

Get £100 on a Man U pen or a Brighton red card

 

[Jam Tomorrow]

Get £100 on a Man U pen or a Brighton red card

They streamline the process these days by having Moss, Webb and Atkinson on hand to apologise in person, obviously well oiled after a session of Nited hospitality….

 

[blueste41]

 

[Winchester]

Maybe need a Speaker of the Forum to call a break to this vexed conversation ?

Lindsay isn't available

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Get £100 on a Man U pen or a Brighton red card

And an apology?