United Thread - 2023/24

[TinFoilHat]

There would have to be a grab-a-granny contest and a rancid burger stall.

Be like your hero and smack a woman at the Whack a Wag stall.

 

[TinFoilHat]

It’s interesting that Tent Peg is delighted that the footballing side of the business is supposedly getting an overhaul. It’s like the turkeys voting for Christmas in that case as I imagine one of the big tasks for Scruffy Jim will be to sack the manager in the coming months.

He's delighted because the Walter White of sport is coming with him who is very good at masking PEDs.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

He's delighted because the Walter White of sport is coming with him who is very good at masking PEDs.

Just imagine Harry Maguire on speed.

 

[Shrimp]

It’s interesting that Tent Peg is delighted that the footballing side of the business is supposedly getting an overhaul. It’s like the turkeys voting for Christmas in that case as I imagine one of the big tasks for Scruffy Jim will be to sack the manager in the coming months.

I hope "Scruffy Jim" catches on, love it (and true).

 

[LongsightM13]

Ineos is not a major force in cycling. Under his guidance the team has slumped form the glory days of Team Sky


What standards has he raised in football ?

We got chatting to some Nice fans in Veras on Nevizade Street, they despise him and wanted us to teach them anti united songs

 

[jrb]

Paul Parker. Star?

 

[Pontypool Blue]

They're the raggy fans in their raggy wo-orld
It's so tragic, full of plastic


(To the tune of Barbie Girl).

2nd part:
You can't brush my hair, or undress me everywhere
Imagination, rape is your creation
Come on, Barbie, make you legs go party (even if you say No!)

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

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Paul Parker you say .....................


let's be honest they have so many nomark ex players who name drop in a pathetic attempt to try and be relevent.

 

[jrb]

The predictable Rag tabloid Jim'll Fix It PR guff has started.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

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Do you not actually have to go near Old Trafford to cause problems at Old Trafford?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

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I've heard Goldbridge being called many things. An influencer wasn't one of them!

 

[BrianW]

Considering how rich he is - very - Ratcliffe is a right scruffy cnut. Makes Jeremy Corbyn look like David Niven.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Mercedes gave up the Honda engine and red bull snapped it up, the rest is history as they say.. Fuckin idiots…!

Hehe so he either makes shit decisions or employes someone with no idea to er make shit decisions....seems like it'll be business as usual at swamp towers then.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Considering how rich he is - very - Ratcliffe is a right scruffy cnut. Makes Jeremy Corbyn look like David Niven.

I think it's to makes him seem more in-tune with your average rag

 

[oakiecokie]

He’s also a cycling fan. Where do they get this bollocks from?

Not dissimilar to the players but they`re on their Menstrual Cycle, after all they are a bunch of cunts.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Not dissimilar to the players but they`re on their Menstrual Cycle, after all they are a bunch of cunts.

A like is not enough for this post.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Hehe so he either makes shit decisions or employes someone with no idea to er make shit decisions....seems like it'll be business as usual at swamp towers then.

Quite right mate, he’s a tailor made, stupid rag twat…!

 

[KingGeorge]

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For any lurking rags............. this is what we are getting!

The guy in the wheelchair in the last photo looks like he is dressed for Wimbledon...

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

The predictable Rag tabloid Jim'll Fix It PR guff has started.

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HENCEFORTH...whenever I mention ' Sir Jim' to any red fellows...I shall do it whilst pretending to hold a huge cigar..and possibly calling my wife "the Duchess...

 

[horlock_was_super]

HENCEFORTH...whenever I mention ' Sir Jim' to any red fellows...I shall do it whilst pretending to hold a huge cigar..and possibly calling my wife "the Duchess...

errrr, awkward. The Duchess was his Mum - are you from Stoke?