United Thread - 2023/24

[yeseye]

View attachment 97055So far I've spotted James Cordon, Fat Klopp, and the kid banjo player from Deliverance giving Erling shit.

The Boiled Bolloc..

 

[freshie]

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

How is that not a red card, when you remember what Rodri got a red card for?

That **** alone is the perfect example of the club - arrogant, over-hyped and totally lacking in discipline.

 

[Eric Hitchmough]

On Rag Cafe they’re genuinely debating whether Bielsa could be a decent short term option to replace Tent Peg.

They’re beyond parody.

 

[maccieblue]

The fat prick in the glasses and white shirt looks like he’s about to throw something.

Sad fuckers.

Throw a tantrum ?

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

On Rag Cafe they’re genuinely debating whether Bielsa could be a decent short term option to replace Tent Peg.

They’re beyond parody.

Perfectly set-up for that type of football :)

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Rags
Again
Sign
Misfiring
Useless
Striker

£72m Asmus Toilet is the new James Bond.

0 goals 0 assists 7 games

 

[Mayor West]

Keane is correct, Rat Face as captain is hilarious and as Keane said, take it off him

To be fair, Keane is normally always right

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

"Great players come here and die in front of our eyes." - Gary Neville

Stick that on a fucking banner.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Wow I just heard one of the TS pundits talking about his conversation with one of the utd staff who told him "the management team arent allowed to shout at the players during half-time team talks etc"

That sort of makes sense considering the shite they play.

 

[DruntBlunt]

Onana kept them from humiliation. Good goalie.

Wasn't he the guy who invented wanking?

 

[Bez]

View attachment 97055So far I've spotted James Cordon, Fat Klopp, and the kid banjo player from Deliverance giving Erling shit.

Pochetino is in the crowd. Just above Haaland's right hand. Incredible.

 

[jimharri]

Make sure the cutlery drawer is securely locked.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Not in my lifetime..!

Fkin hammered once again..!

You'd have to be hammered to watch that shower of shit every week.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

View attachment 97055So far I've spotted James Cordon, Fat Klopp, and the kid banjo player from Deliverance giving Erling shit.

The fans seem to think that was the 2nd goal.

 

[Mon Autre]

Antony did a great job of convincing absolutely nobody that he doesn't have a violent temper today.

 

[Gabriel]

Managers will come and go, but until they address their signing deficiencies, they’ll continue to struggle. No matter how skilful they are, if they’ve got nothing between their lugholes, they’ll stay at that level.

 

[dadnlad]

even Akanji had a good game according to Drury

 

[mscenterh750]

View attachment 97055So far I've spotted James Cordon, Fat Klopp, and the kid banjo player from Deliverance giving Erling shit.

Ooooooooo what’s the **** in the white t-shirt about to throw? The ladies in the picture looking at Erl with love in their eyes.

 

[Bill the Blue]

What a fkin car crash of a football club they have become..

Rotting stadium
Rotting training ground
Rotting owners

Stagnant Manager
Stagnant players
Stagnant supporters

Non existing playing style
Non existing Management structure
Non existent forward planning

God fkin help them if chuckle 1 thinks he has all the answers to put things right..

Watching them today, at home, in their cup final, being embarrassed, outclassed, out run, out fought, out thought, out played and totally humiliated by a team, laughed at and mocked by their previous but 6 manager is it ?, who fkin knows, I've certainly lost count, was fkin bliss..

They were shit today, were shit last week and have been shit for over a decade..!

Long may it continue..!

*****..!