United Thread - 2023/24

[bluegaz13]

For my sins for a couple of weeks I felt sorry for Maguire with him conveniently being blamed for everything going wrong at Old Trafford and thought some of the press he was receiving was a bit unfair and needless….I take it all back now.

How he gets away with consistently haranguing the officials match after match is beyond me.

I’m not sure whether our reported interest was genuine but he’s a million miles away from having the ability to play for City. He’s half decent in the air and can belt a long ball….buts that’s about about it for his good points.

He looks and plays like a Sunday league pub player.

To put it simply….he’s just crap !!

 

[hello]

They've turned that many corners that they are now back where they started

As a driving instructor I often get pupils to turn left, left & left to end up at the same place. Lets hope tent peg keeps them on those left turns as they clearly aren't ready for right turns for another 5-20 years ;)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

For my sins for a couple of weeks I felt sorry for Maguire with him conveniently being blamed for everything going wrong at Old Trafford and thought some of the press he was receiving was a bit unfair and needless….I take it all back now.

How he gets away with consistently haranguing the officials match after match is beyond me.

I’m not sure whether our reported interest was genuine but he’s a million miles away from having the ability to play for City. He’s half decent in the air and can belt a long ball….buts that’s about about it for his good points.

To put it simply….he’s crap !!

You do have to factor in that Pep would have improved him rather than where he is now. They don’t improve any player these days.

 

[northendenton]

"If you don't look at result and focus on the first 20 minutes, we did quite well"

If my auntie had baws she wid be my uncle syndrome

 

[northendenton]

Tonight's score.

With poetic licence

 

[1stFeb1969]

Can you ever imagine us doing that in a game against such poor opposition. Had we had a man sent off the other night, we would still have doninated and still won. They lose a man and they capitulate.

Last season we had a man sent off against the same oppos, and didn't lose......

 

[Sheikh rattle and roll]

Marcus sent off, his brother and agent caught by police for domestic violence.

I guess rags media department will make sure long line of positive stories of Rashford in a few days time.

Plus I’ve heard the school dinners are cold at Stretford High

 

[TinFoilHat]

We've gauged the rags are the level of the Scandinavian leagues.

That'll piss off the scousers.

 

[Longballutd]

 

[NoCompromise]

You do have to factor in that Pep would have improved him rather than where he is now. They don’t improve any player these days.

He was always a carthorse

 

[Axel Freed]

Jesus just seen the post match analysis. The irony of having Paul Scholes sat there telling us that a horrendous tackle wasn’t a red card is obviously lost on the presenter

 

[remember arthur mann]

A Kinks old hit that "Dead End Street".
Always remember singing part of that hit in the Kippax ;

"what are we living for ...
... to see United in Division 4"

Well done Ray Davies as its nearly working. ;)

 

[freshie]

“If you don’t look at the result and take only the first 20 mins” is comedy gold

 

[Ted_Bovis]

It should have been taken away and crushed.

Bit harsh. What about the car though?

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Embarrassing isn't it.

It's the kind of thing you'd expect a 17 year old to do if driving a car with such a feature, but a grown man and one with such a high public profile. Just cringeworthy.

‘Grown man’ you say?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Cue Ashton preparing a sympathetic news piece where Silly Sally gives Rashford a blowie whilst he talks about how hard him and brother are done by...

 

[freshie]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

The most unbelievable aspect of his red card is that he’s near his own box.

That doesn’t happen often.

 

[Victorinodennistua]

"Yeah, yeah, my teeth are too sharp.!"

Is he pretending to be a pram or mowing the grass with his arse?

 

[JRockBlues]

For my sins for a couple of weeks I felt sorry for Maguire with him conveniently being blamed for everything going wrong at Old Trafford and thought some of the press he was receiving was a bit unfair and needless….I take it all back now.

How he gets away with consistently haranguing the officials match after match is beyond me.

I’m not sure whether our reported interest was genuine but he’s a million miles away from having the ability to play for City. He’s half decent in the air and can belt a long ball….buts that’s about about it for his good points.

He looks and plays like a Sunday league pub player.

To put it simply….he’s just crap !!

His antics on holiday in Greece showed his true colours. An entitled prick who thinks that just because he plays for a high profile club he can get away with just about anything.