United Thread - 2023/24

[mancboy]

Let them blame the ref, var, the pitch, the schedule , injuries anydany of the other pathetic excuses that they and the press cook up to excuse them and make their fans feel better about themselves, while they continue to do that it will stop them from addressing the fact that they are a crap team with a crap manager, with no style of play or sense of purpose.

 

[blue cigar]

I only saw the last 20 mins, they were very poor, no leaders and couldn't keep the ball, completely clueless. I've seen a few media comments about var showing a freeze frame and how unfair it suddenly is because rashford got a red, stand by for a rule change because it's affected them.
Bayern will finish them off, dead rubber or not they are too good for that lot, Leroy will end them

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Ten hag is out of his depth
Blaming officials again for the goals
The United pen was less of a pen than Copenhagen
The other one was never offside and he is no way impeding the keeper
Just admit your shit man

Ten Haag is officially NASA.
Never A Straight Answer

 

[blueparsman]

Ah, I love the smell of freshly defeated manchesh shunited in the morning. Smells like... burning entitlement.

Should already have been Eric Ten Defeats if not for some beneficial refereeing, remember wolves? Maybe Luton can put the lid on that one.

 

[deano ou812]

Strange ten Haag saying both goals before HT for Copenhagen were wrong especially the pen yet I didn’t hear him comment on the wrong decision for their pen second half ..

 

[Gray]

If Bayern field a weakened side for the game against the rags, then that wouldn't be fair on the other teams in the group.

But the Rags do it every game?

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Just reading reading the report on BBC; two ex rags saying the decisions were 'soft' but both don't say is that they were wrong. Sorry, but can someone explain to me what a 'soft' decision means?

"Soft" = a correct decision, but introduced to be used in a derisory manner to excuse Manchester United"s inadequacies. Attributed to Gareth Neville, the inventor of "tactical".

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Whats the 34 for in the thread title???

Its the amount of times people asked why has the thread title changed. ;)

 

[Gray]

Whats the 34 for in the thread title???

Bloody hell……..!

 

[yeah whatever !!]

If Bayern field a weakened side for the game against the rags, then that wouldn't be fair on the other teams in the group.

United will still lose.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Do the right thing, Glazers. It’s time for the Darren Fletcher - Granny Shagger dream ticket.

 

[Gray]

I’m fascinated by the hundreds of United fans saying that wasn’t a red card!
The other guy put his foot there first,then Rashy stamps down hard on his ankle ,obvious red card for me , that’s without my blue tints on

Said he was protecting the ball, he practically did the splits his leg was so far away from his body. Red card every day the referee should have seen it straight away.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

If Bayern field a weakened side for the game against the rags, then that wouldn't be fair on the other teams in the group.

Isn’t that what we will be doing though, infact any other club who is already through?

 

[The Colonel]

"If you don't look at result and focus on the first 20 minutes, we did quite well"

Funnily enough we didn’t hear this against Fulham. “If you don’t look at the result and focus on the last 90 minutes, we did quite badly”

 

[Gray]

The Bayern game is the scum’s last one in group, that’s why Bayern might not turn up.

Listen, do Galatasary want to qualify? If they do then beating the Rags would go a long way to achieving that aim.

A Galatasary win would knock the Raggy Cunts out whatever happens against their doppelgänger mates from Germany.

 

[Gray]

Galatasaray need only a draw against united. This would put them on 5 points with Copenhagen on 4 and utd on 2. If that happens they are out.

Wrong the Rags have 3 points.

 

[bluebanana83]

Jonny Evans playing in his first CL game for a decade and only his 4th ever one

And we saw why…he’s better than Varane who has regressed to League One standard. A shocking demise. Wouldn’t be surprised to see him retire at the end of the season or go for gold in Saudi, Henry Kelly style

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Galatasaray need only a draw against united. This would put them on 5 points with Copenhagen on 4 and utd on 2. If that happens they are out.

Errrr, scum have got 3 points unfortunately

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[blueste41]

Galatasaray need only a draw against united. This would put them on 5 points with Copenhagen on 4 and utd on 2. If that happens they are out.

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