United Thread - 2023/24

[Vienna_70]

They've had more eras than Højlund has goals.

That’s not saying much, is it?

 

[argyle]

Or the insurance companies perhaps?

Would they have insurance cover for a tornado in Stalybridge?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

It use to annoy me to. It was cheating and the press/media just laughed about it

Similar to how The Ginger Pig was 'clumsy not dirty'.

Got through an entire career of making late and dangerous challenges that were always labelled 'mis-timed' the fecker..........

 

[svennis pennis]

Premier league social media content wanking over Fergie time as if it was a joke.

Like watching prime Stoke. Hoof into the mixer + the occasional composed final ball.

 

[TShed]

Just posting to put them back to the top of our forums …… mustn’t get distracted by the other Cockneys

 

[horlock_was_super]

I could never figure these magic eye fingies back in the day.
I still can’t see the word SCUM.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

I could never figure these magic eye fingies back in the day.
I still can’t see the word SCUM.

Hang around in here for a few more minutes ... I'm sure you'll see it soon enough. ;-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I could never figure these magic eye fingies back in the day.
I still can’t see the word SCUM.

Super Kev - read in between the lines FFS ............ ;-)

 

[TinFoilHat]

Tbf, I know what you're saying, but what would be wrong about that if he did?

Some poor buggers having to go through that after Christmas, I hope some footballer does help them.

I understand it from your point of view as well.

If anyone is helping I'd like to think they are doing without wanting the world to know to "raise their profile."

 

[KentBlue]

I understand it from your point of view as well.

If anyone is helping I'd like to think they are doing without wanting the world to know to "raise their profile."

Exactly. He's the same as Beckscum, self-promotion is his priority. Jogging about halfheartedly on the pitch gives him the exposure he so obviously craves, but he does nothing for the club that gives him this platform. He can sprint, when it suits him, and he'll try a shot regardless of the distance or angle, but that's it. That seems to be his sole contribution to the side.
I think he'd far rather be on 'I'm a Celebrity,' or some cheap, trashy Saturday morning cookery show with Ainsley Harriot.