United Thread - 2023/24

[TinFoilHat]

100% guaranteed there will be talk about 'his mental health and wellbeing'. Fucking nailed on.

I'm awaiting the silly sally prime time exclusive Lingard style "honest interview."

 

[malg]

I'm awaiting the silly sally prime time exclusive Lingard style "honest interview."

With plenty of reference to 'lived experience'.

 

[malg]

Without doing the whole "I know a guy who knows a guy" thing. I know it first hand.

This has been going on for a couple of years now, nobody at that level should be entertaining a drink. It'll all come out in the wash, but he's not going to get back to the player he was anytime soon.

This'll go down well........

 

[TinFoilHat]

This'll go down well........

He's our Georgie Best.

Gets pissed, shags about. Gets MotM whilst hanging out of his arse.

If he only he chose Ireland to complete the set.

 

[BigJoe#1]

He will end up out of that shithole, Rashford. Would imagine Chelsea would be all over it if he would stay in England.

A move abroad though is probably for the best. Seems he is a wanker and his wanker manager isn’t having any of his wankerish behaviour.

Chelsea.....? You serious....? Marcus Rashford let loose in Laaaandaaan...?

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Chelsea.....? You serious....? Marcus Rashford let loose in Laaaandaaan...?

Got to be ten times the schools to look after that here

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Without doing the whole "I know a guy who knows a guy" thing. I know it first hand.

This has been going on for a couple of years now, nobody at that level should be entertaining a drink. It'll all come out in the wash, but he's not going to get back to the player he was anytime soon.

I thought he was already back to the player he was because that’s the player he actually is.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Apparently the Rashford incident has now been resolved and he's back training according to the club

 

[TinFoilHat]

Apparently the Rashford incident has now been resolved and he's back training according to the club

Rashford said I can do what the fuck I want and the club agreed.

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

Rashford said I can do what the fuck I want and the club agreed.

And Ten Hag agreed to be more precise.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Howson fucked up.

The bloke he paid misunderstood when he asked to fist him during the match.

 

[Frank the Yank]

Well done to the bloke that landed one on the fat ****

View attachment 105666

Might as well be Chuck Wepner!!

 

[r.soleofsalford]

KER FUCKING CHING

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Well done to the bloke that landed one on the fat ****

View attachment 105666

One minute hes there and the next minute he slipped into reverse and was gone.

 

[mexico1970]

Well done to the bloke that landed one on the fat ****

View attachment 105666

Losing your head is NO guarantee of success.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Got to be ten times the schools to look after that here

Correct but the traffic wardens are right bastards!!

 

[wolviedinho]

Expensive ticket to get into Thompsons!

It was only £5 when I was at Uni in Belfast. Anyway funny story about that shit hole…it was the type of place you go when everywhere closed, once out with a few uni friends and one of the girls in the group ended up shagging on stage.Funny enough, I was actually wondering what happened to her recently…

Maybe fish finger got wind it was the place to go -:)

Keeping the tradition of perverted rags. Well done Saint Marcus.

 

[mexico1970]

Man Utd say Rashford 'taken responsibility for actions'

Manchester United say forward Marcus Rashford "has taken responsibility for his actions" after reports he was seen in nightspots in Northern Ireland.

www.bbc.co.uk

Everything is fine he's taken responsibility for his actions, phew and here's me thinking he was going to blame someone else for what he did.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Losing your head is NO guarantee of success.

Might as well be Audley Harrison.

 

[Debaser]

Well done to the bloke that landed one on the fat ****

View attachment 105666

Grown men. Embarrassing.