United Thread - 2023/24

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BrianW said:
I can't fathom the degree of cheeky cuntishness where you deliberately avoid UK tax and then expect the UK government to fund your business with subsidies. Fuck off you scruffy twat, you are twenty times worse than some woman on a council estate fiddling her benefits to buy her kids a treat.
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200 times more like, the sickening Harry Ramp.
 
Centurions said:
What is this levelling up funding bollocks the media's going on about?
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Just more Tory lies, like HS2 ("no course we're not starting in the North and moving south with the construction - you might end up with something you can utilise that we can't, because we know the money will run out half way through"), like the thoroughly patronising 'Northern Powerhouse' - what powerhouse?? The last remnants of large scale British industry were shipped out to Gerrmany as part of the deal to install tony B liar as EU president (the rest of the deal being his writing off of Germany's war debt to the UK).
 
FogBlueInSanFran said:
Sorry if this has been already posted, but I found this a fascinating read. Rather shocking for Ogden who's usually so cuntish in his approach.

Enjoy.

www.espn.com

Life under the Glazers at Man United: 'Being in the Champions League was what mattered, not winning it'

Man United fans can't stand the Glazers, who've been in charge since 2005, as the club have fallen. ESPN spoke to 15 people about just how bad it is.
www.espn.com www.espn.com
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A good read, as you say especially given the author’s track record.

The unintentional humour of the bit about Augmented Reality is worth the wait in itself:

"Just imagine how much United could generate from their huge global fanbase if supporters were able to pay to be Marcus Rashford or Bruno Fernandes for 90 minutes?"

Dawdling and whining for 90 minutes? I can get that watching some of my co-workers and get paid while I do it. There really is one born every minute.
 
Centurions said:
What is this levelling up funding bollocks the media's going on about?
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They would need to prove what this would add to the surrounding area, how it would improve the area. How much access the local community would have to the stadium, training area etc.

if it passed than its clearly back handers involved.
 
DenisHasDoneIt said:
A good read, as you say especially given the author’s track record.

The unintentional humour of the bit about Augmented Reality is worth the wait in itself:

"Just imagine how much United could generate from their huge global fanbase if supporters were able to pay to be Marcus Rashford or Bruno Fernandes for 90 minutes?"

Dawdling and whining for 90 minutes? I can get that watching some of my co-workers and get paid while I do it. There really is one born every minute.
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Pay to be 'marcus rashford'
So you're telling me that with AI I could simulate going on the piss for 12 hours in Belfast. Wow.


I presume I wouldn't wake up with a hangover and have to throw a sickie in?
 
Ha ha ha Irish sly sport rag on The Chase. Wanted to win enough to take his daughter to the swamp so she could experience a big stadium atmosphere.
(stop laughing at the back and the middle and errr the front too)
Got caught so she’s going to have to - his words; “shout at the television “
Mrs Super Kev wasn’t impressed when I cheered and said fuck off you rag ****.
She doesn’t like the word rag.
 
Grassland Blue said:
Well there's a stadium in Munich - or even Beijing.....
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Beijing Red4 Lyf, the best account in the history of Twitter, would love this. Wish he'd re-appear -- at the top of his game he was one of the funniest people I've ever read. Knowing he had to be a blue on the wind-up made it all the better.

For those not familiar, https://twitter.com/Beijingcasuals.
 
LangleyBlue1970 said:
Scouse have done well to update Anfield. It looks a proper stadium. I can’t see how that can happen to the skip, logistically.
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Other than those seats which face… the other seats, you’d have to sit at 45 degrees or have your neck at 45 degrees all game
 
FogBlueInSanFran said:
Beijing Red4 Lyf, the best account in the history of Twitter, would love this. Wish he'd re-appear -- at the top of his game he was one of the funniest people I've ever read. Knowing he had to be a blue on the wind-up made it all the better.

For those not familiar, https://twitter.com/Beijingcasuals.
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Yeah, he was fucking brilliant.
 
horlock_was_super said:
Ha ha ha Irish sly sport rag on The Chase. Wanted to win enough to take his daughter to the swamp so she could experience a big stadium atmosphere.
(stop laughing at the back and the middle and errr the front too)
Got caught so she’s going to have to - his words; “shout at the television “
Mrs Super Kev wasn’t impressed when I cheered and said fuck off you rag ****.
She doesn’t like the word rag.
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I thought exactly that ('a big stadium atmosphere'). His daughter will be mentally scarred for life when she sees the reality.
 
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