United Thread - 2023/24

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the blue panther said:
No quotes from Scummy Jim today?
Must be busy with the sticky tape on the Old Toilet roof, or perhaps with his begging bowl on the streets of his Monaco tax haven.
I wonder if he was at Wembley yesterday, supporting his beloved Chelsea?
Scum!
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Saving them for after they get humbled in the FA Cup
 
TinFoilHat said:
It's derby week.

If the rags get humbled in the FA Cup the deluge of anti city stories will be immense.
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There will be a deluge anyway mate, standard.

We usually have that gobshite Evra coming out with some wild shit but he's been quiet these last few years.

Let's face it, the only thing they can throw at us is the 115 bollocks and nothing else as they are shite.
 
manimanc said:
There will be a deluge anyway mate, standard.

We usually have that gobshite Evra coming out with some wild shit but he's been quiet these last few years.

Let's face it, the only thing they can throw at us is the 115 bollocks and nothing else as they are shite.
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For the 1st time I can remember, I had (randomly met) united fan on Saturday night chatting shit about ‘how many times have you won the league’.
They’ve gone full-on dipper, with their continuing crapness and it’s all they have left.
 
JASR said:
For the 1st time I can remember, I had (randomly met) united fan on Saturday night chatting shit about ‘how many times have you won the league’.
They’ve gone full-on dipper, with their continuing crapness and it’s all they have left.
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Whenever a Rag or Dipper starts with that bollocks, I just say that they sound just like Rags or Dippers ( depending who it is) then close by saying it's hardly surprising as you're basically two cheeks of the same arse and walk away.
 
Blueboy73 said:
Whenever a Rag or Dipper starts with that bollocks, I just say that they sound just like Rags or Dippers ( depending who it is) then close by saying it's hardly surprising as you're basically two cheeks of the same arse and walk away.
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In black and white times they were rivals for the title.
 
the blue panther said:
No quotes from Scummy Jim today?
Must be busy with the sticky tape on the Old Toilet roof, or perhaps with his begging bowl on the streets of his Monaco tax haven.
I wonder if he was at Wembley yesterday, supporting his beloved Chelsea?
Scum!
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Probably out of the country saving up his days to see the rags lift the premier league
 
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Sir Jim refutes City Copycat claims.

Philanthropist, UK Taxpayer and business legend Sir Jim Ratcliffe has strongly denied trying to copy their cross City rivals.
Since securing the services of City’s top operator Omar Beraddi, the world’s greatest clubs supporters have become increasingly concerned.
In his first press conference since 3.30pm today Sir Jim moved to allay fears and outlined the clubs summer targets namely
Ederson (Atalanta)
Alvarez (West Ham)
Antonio Silva (Benfica)
Luis Diaz and Darwin Nunez (Liverpool)
They are trying to encourage Dutch defender
Jordi de Bruin out of retirement and secure Rugby’s Ben Foden and Bundee Aki as tackling coaches.
City meanwhile face 115 charges from the Premier League.
 
Protein Junkie said:
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Sir Jim refutes City Copycat claims.

Philanthropist, UK Taxpayer and business legend Sir Jim Ratcliffe has strongly denied trying to copy their cross City rivals.
Since securing the services of City’s top operator Omar Beraddi, the world’s greatest clubs supporters have become increasingly concerned.
In his first press conference since 3.30pm today Sir Jim moved to allay fears and outlined the clubs summer targets namely
Ederson (Atalanta)
Alvarez (West Ham)
Antonio Silva (Benfica)
Luis Diaz and Darwin Nunez (Liverpool)
They are trying to encourage Dutch defender
Jordi de Bruin out of retirement and secure Rugby’s Ben Foden and Bundee Aki as tackling coaches.
City meanwhile face 115 charges from the Premier League.
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Tent peg
What you end up with when you order Pep from wish....
 
The Salford lad. said:
The semi final , our coach pulled in at Warwick services and as we came out of the shops a gang of Utd was waiting by the door, let’s say it went badly wrong for them with them running in the end for their coach , which left minus a side door and with fresh air provided for them he rest of the journey…

Bully’s got bullied .
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Saw that mini bus legging it.
 
manimanc said:
There will be a deluge anyway mate, standard.

We usually have that gobshite Evra coming out with some wild shit but he's been quiet these last few years.

Let's face it, the only thing they can throw at us is the 115 bollocks and nothing else as they are shite.
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There won't be any talk of what their gonna do to us on the pitch, however it only takes 1 win for the deluded cunts to get all excited again.
They get beat at Forest and don't think we'll hear a peep from the shithouses.
Someone soon is gonna get a tanking from us.
Haaland hates these cunts, let's hope it's Sunday.
 
Silva61 said:
There won't be any talk of what their gonna do to us on the pitch, however it only takes 1 win for the deluded cunts to get all excited again.
They get beat at Forest and don't think we'll hear a peep from the shithouses.
Someone soon is gonna get a tanking from us.
Haaland hates these cunts, let's hope it's Sunday.
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You're right mate, someone is due a tonking from us, I hope it's Sunday against these mardarses..
 
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