United Thread - 2023/24

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KentBlue said:
They are having a recruitment drive even as we speak. The criteria is:
1) Are you an obnoxious prick who puts personal glory above team work?
2). Are you the sort of spineless cnut who would render an opponent unconscious
before he's even aware of your existence?
3) If an adult male offered you out would you soil your underwear, cry, and
run off home to get your big brother?
4). Are you so plastic that every night your mum has to physically dismantle you
before putting all your pieces into bed?
5). Are you the sort of disagreeable bastard who could come to blows with your
own silhouette - and STILL take a pounding?
6). Did you only become a footballer because you failed the IQ test to become a waste paper basket?

If you answered 'yes' to even one of the above, send your completed application form to:
Clueless-Cuntz Ltd, Body Odour house, Braindead Boulevard, Trafford.
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Hojlund's the only one that could finish an application form - and he'd need help.
 
Live footage of an average Rag watching tonights game, with thoughts turning to the Derby;

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Blu3m00n91 said:
It’s hard to describe but does anyone else feel like the ‘edge’ and animosity has been lost on derby day. Doesn’t feel the same anymore? Maybe cause they’re fucking shite but still. I remember the derbies around 2010-2013 they was proper heated you could feel the tension in the ground.
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I hate em, im glad theres an extra day this year so i can hate em a bit more, I'll never forget the way they gleefully mocked us, it wasnt enough for them to win they had to stick it to us thoroughly encouraged by the club and the gpc, so if you EVER feel even an ounce of sympathy for that festering scab that calls itself a club just remember that fucking banner, remember not in my lifetime, remember that irish **** keane, remember every single self entitled braindead fuckwit in a red shirt you've been forced to endure and put your foot back on their neck.
 
city2 said:
Still. A shithouse of a club
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And a shithouse of a club whose deluded, desperate fanbase truly believe Scruffy Jim has taken over the club completely because he has appointed his cycling mate Brailsford, Berrada and eventually Ashworth and made noises about a new or upgraded stadium.

They think that Jim'll Jinx It has all the power behind the throne at the swamp and all will be fine at the Theatre of Screams. It's kind of sad to think how easily these fools can be brainwashed into believing such bullshit fed to them by the United loving media machine.

Well according to my maths, 27% ownership represents a minority stake, not a full takeover in any shape or form whatsoever.

Meanwhile the rest of us know who has the real power at the swamp, who are the majority shareholders and who can ditch Scruffy Jim and everything he brings to the table. It's the Glazers who are pissing themselves laughing all the way to the bank, saddling United with more debt, safe in the knowledge that if it goes tits up, scruffy Jim has signed as guarantor for all the accrued debts they have run up. The tragi-comedy that is currently playing at the swamp has years to run methinks. And long may it continue, couldn't happen to a nicer club.
 
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And a shithouse of a club whose deluded, desperate fanbase truly believe Scruffy Jim has taken over the club completely because he has appointed his cycling mate Brailsford, Berrada and eventually Ashworth and made noises about a new or upgraded stadium.

They think that Jim'll Jinx It has all the power behind the throne at the swamp and all will be fine at the Theatre of Screams. It's kind of sad to think how easily these fools can be brainwashed into believing such bullshit fed to them by the United loving media machine.

Well according to my maths, 27% ownership represents a minority stake, not a full takeover in any shape or form whatsoever.

Meanwhile the rest of us know who has the real power at the swamp, who are the majority shareholders and who can ditch Scruffy Jim and everything he brings to the table. It's the Glazers who are pissing themselves laughing all the way to the bank, saddling United with more debt, safe in the knowledge that if it goes tits up, scruffy Jim has signed as guarantor for all the accrued debts they have run up. The tragi-comedy that is currently playing at the swamp has years to run methinks. And long,long,long,long,long,long,long, may it continue, could happen to a nicer club.
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bigA said:
And a shithouse of a club whose deluded, desperate fanbase truly believe Scruffy Jim has taken over the club completely because he has appointed his cycling mate Brailsford, Berrada and eventually Ashworth and made noises about a new or upgraded stadium.

They think that Jim'll Jinx It has all the power behind the throne at the swamp and all will be fine at the Theatre of Screams. It's kind of sad to think how easily these fools can be brainwashed into believing such bullshit fed to them by the United loving media machine.

Well according to my maths, 27% ownership represents a minority stake, not a full takeover in any shape or form whatsoever.

Meanwhile the rest of us know who has the real power at the swamp, who are the majority shareholders and who can ditch Scruffy Jim and everything he brings to the table. It's the Glazers who are pissing themselves laughing all the way to the bank, saddling United with more debt, safe in the knowledge that if it goes tits up, scruffy Jim has signed as guarantor for all the accrued debts they have run up. The tragi-comedy that is currently playing at the swamp has years to run methinks. And long may it continue, could happen to a nicer club.
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And do everyone of those shares carry voting rights, plus INEOS isn't his company he has a stake, nothing more. Ohhhhhh this is going to be priceless!!!!!
 
kippaxwarrior said:
On sadcafe they are actually discussing if Antony should start at left back......

Antony at leftback / LWB …

Tenacious. Good tackling. Ball retention. Strong. Tracks back. No attacking threat. Better than Lindelof. Do it.
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Petrov & Elano are probably available and would do a better job even at their ages.
 
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