United Thread - 2023/24

[malg]

When will they ever learn. Rashford was shit, apart from one lucky hit. OK, lucky might be a bit harsh, it was a good goal, but no matter how good a player you are 9 times out of 10 that ends up in the stands. And the narrative will be, he has responded to his critics, shown his world class talent. Hopefully it will earn him another pay rise and contract extension.

It was lucky. It's all he does - kicks the ball really hard.

 

[Dialog]

 

[flook]

Mods please move to "Joke Thread"

 

[freshie]

Hahahahaha

 

[Kippax77]

Onana getting cramp a few minutes into the 2nd half.
Fuckin shithouse tactics from a shithouse club

 

[blue44]

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Why do they all have the same shit haircut?

Because they all share the same brain cell

 

[Metal Biker]

Why do they all have the same shit haircut?

Are you not a fan of 'the Gazpacho'?

 

[bluebc]

Always gives me a smile :

 

[1961_vintage]

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Acne Reds.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Always gives me a smile :

Whoever thought that was a good idea must of smoked some high grade crystal meth!!!

 

[Shaggy]

Always gives me a smile :

What the actual fuck ?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Always gives me a smile :

They'll never die? They made a very good fist of it this afternoon!

 

[Kippax77]

Always gives me a smile :

I can see Ten Hag in the background waiting to score off him when he's finished...... doing whatever the fuck he's doing

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Looks like there off to a Justin Bieber concert after the game

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

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21st Century scuttlers - Stretford scuttlers.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I would have sworn before kick off that Albert Tatlock was deceased.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Always gives me a smile :

Fair enough, holding the funeral service before today's match, not sure about the choice of song.

 

[MMA]

Are you not a fan of 'the Gazpacho'?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Some seriously butt hurt Raggies tonight.