United Thread - 2023/24

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I tried reading that but it makes no sense. Why do the figures in the table bear no relation to the narrative?

Rashford £106M (table), career high of £73M (Dec 2021) in the text, now £51M + a packet of Bird's Eye finest.

It might be what they value their players at.

Id be surprised if anyone would go over £50m for Rashford. Only PSG would be mad enough.

 

[aminegriffy1]

The rag are such a toxic club that people who come to the club forget how to play football. It's weird seeing Sancho becoming a football club again and it wouldn't surprise me if Rashford turns it around.

 

[Eccles Blue]

Q. How much is the Trafford United squad worth?
A. They have 27 first team players therefore £2,700.

JMHO ;-)

 

[lazerblue]

Re-arranging the deckchairs on the Titanic by the sound of things.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Q. How much is the Trafford United squad worth?
A. They have 27 first team players therefore £2,700.

JMHO ;-)

2700 Indonesian rupiah, not £ sterling…

 

[horlock_was_super]

Same, I love the idea that they wouldn't bite someone's hand off if they offered £7m for Donny van de Beek

Yes they would, but, the spin would be that they only wanted £3.5m for him.
Great business - sold a £3.5m player for £7m.
Genius.

 

[Chak19]

Just wanted to share this response to the Forest fan, it sums up the problems at the swamp.

 

[Roachy]

With all due respect to scruffy jim, he's not become a billionaire giving stuff away. He is afterall stamping his authority on the place to let people know who's in charge. Whether it works remains to be seen, watch this space.....

Yep, I bet the players, fergie etc. are shitting it now with the staff being charged £20 to go on the coach to the final.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Just wanted to share this response to the Forest fan, it sums up the problems at the swamp.

Augustus needs to delete that tweet. They don’t need telling the solution to their problems. They need telling that next year will be their year.

 

[metalblue]

Manchester United players for sale: How much is the squad worth?

Amid Manchester United being open to offers for most of their squad, BBC Sport have worked with CIES Football Observatory to calculate the approximate market value of each player.

www.bbc.co.uk

SCUM by the way

Great timing. That should have that lot running through walls in the cup final. They’re fucking mental.