United Thread - 2023/24

[TinFoilHat]

I don't see many Saudi Clubs being that interested in Rashford. Especially at that price.

Rashford would be in for a huge culture shock if he went there.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Rashford would be in for a huge culture shock if he went there.

Private jet to Doobs to get his Tequilas.

 

[Stoned Rose]

It must be true?!

He doesn’t want to talk about 115 anymore.

Squirming like the little **** he is.

 

[Stoned Rose]

His face rings a fucking bell mate.

Esmeralda likes this.

 

[burning blue soul]

A succubus was a female creature that straddled sleeping men and, basically, shagged them while they were asleep.
An incubus was a male demon who did mch the same with women.

A doubledeckerbus is an entity that climbs on folk and forces chocolate bars into every orifice.
Knowing my luck I'd get the incubus experience :(

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

A doubledeckerbus is an entity that climbs on folk and forces chocolate bars into every orifice.
Knowing my luck I'd get the incubus experience :(

A flexibus is a cheap option to get to and from Wembley for the cup final

The M1 will be open all night too.

 

[burning blue soul]

Casimero for 24 mil is a giggle. 32 year old liability.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Casimero for 24 mil is a giggle. 32 year old liability.

Is that for the kebab business'?

 

[Vienna_70]

A succubus was a female creature that straddled sleeping men and, basically, shagged them while they were asleep.
An incubus was a male demon who did mch the same with women.

Yeah, I looked it up, after I’d read @threespires' post.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Casimero for 24 mil is a giggle. 32 year old liability.

24ml mate. It’s his cholesterol level.

 

[foggy1974]

I tried reading that but it makes no sense. Why do the figures in the table bear no relation to the narrative?

Rashford £106M (table), career high of £73M (Dec 2021) in the text, now £51M + a packet of Bird's Eye finest.

Doesnt CIES go on length of contract & age

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Doesnt CIES go on length of contract & age

If they’re the values they calculate then ability doesn’t feature.

 

[foggy1974]

If they’re the values they calculate then ability doesn’t feature.

I think, last season, they had Martinelli at £135m because he was under 25 & had 4 years of a 5 year contract left to run. Just think what they'd value Mudryk at on an 8 year contract

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

im off to see what utd fans think of those valuations. Because its fkin crazy. Until I read the rest of the article.

 

[remember arthur mann]

106m for Rashford.

 

[Frank the Yank]

His face rings a fucking bell mate.

Like Quasimodo?

 

[Frank the Yank]

Rags, three points from 8 th….

 

[Tuearts right boot]

A succubus was a female creature that straddled sleeping men and, basically, shagged them while they were asleep.
An incubus was a male demon who did mch the same with women.

 

[RodneyRodney]

I don't see many Saudi Clubs being that interested in Rashford. Especially at that price.

...and I can't see Marcus being interested in Saudi ; tequila not allowed.
Four more years !!

 

[RodneyRodney]

Correct £0.106m

...paid in 10 annual instalments , & performance-linked