United Thread | 2024/25

[MeatnSpudsMCFC]

It's not in Liverpools interest for the game to be called off when United are in this form. Expect it go ahead even if there's a blizzard.

 

[fulabeer]

It's just been called off. Two foot of snow apparently...

 

[Frank the Yank]

There always seems to be a club that is pretty safe in January but cannot buy a result/score any goals in March that gets sucked into the relegation dogfight!!

Please let it be the Rags!!

 

[BillCarlisle]

I'm expecting the rags to show everyone what they're made of. 5-0 to the dippers.

 

[edinburgh123]

Sky sports reporting it’s going ahead, but the dippers have to play with 7 players and 4 snowmen. Based on that I’d say 8-0 would be an expected result.

You can get 25-1 on a hattrick for one of the snowmen as it would still beat Macguire for pace or the midget for height

 

[Mikejl]

The dippers were a pain in the arse when we’ve gone head to head with them, added to the mix was the toothy twat. The coach attack was just scousers being cunts they’re well schooled in being obnoxious to the extreme it’s in their DNA.
I don’t like liverpool because I am a Mancunian it’s my birthright.
Being Mancunian also means that I utterly despise the rags due to their theft of our city’s name.
I can’t ever imagine a time when I would want anything other than a defeat for the swamp donkeys. I get pissed off when they win a throw in.
Fill your boots today dippers batter the fuck out of the scumbags please.

Is the correct answer...

 

[Roachy]

There always seems to be a club that is pretty safe in January but cannot buy a result/score any goals in March that gets sucked into the relegation dogfight!!

Please let it be the Rags!!

I hope so but I think they'll pick up enough points to steer clear unfortunately.

 

[cityontheup]

When Amorim starts using Luke the fat Rag Littler as inspiration, you know relegation is a real possibility for United. Using Jockey Wilson as inspiration would have been better.

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Serving kebabs in the players canteen, Luke Shaw will be happy

 

[Moss Side's Finest]

We have zero chance of catching them. The only reason not to want a rag stuffing is the very slim possibility of the scousers getting 100 points. The sooner that is no longer a possibility the better. Still want the scum to get battered though

The fact that we have seen our own team collapse gives me hope that ANY team can hit sudden turbulence. Forrest, Chelsea and Arsenal will definitely drop alot of points. After what we've seen over the years, I'm not giving up, just yet

 

[cupsforcockups]

No united fan but where’s the var lines on the goal