United Thread | 2024/25

Finished 8th last season with a minus goal difference..

Currently cemented in the bottom half in the league, 3 points from 3 games, -3 goal difference..

Fulham should have beaten them ..

Brighton did ..

The dippers embarrassed them ,.

The twats should be on 0 points and bottom of the league ..

Still closer to the bottom of the league than the top.

Spent £600 million in less than 3 years to improve on the shit they've been dishing up previously..

Bought f'kin garbage, it would be cheaper to actually buy Ajax Football Club..

The roof is still pissing in..

They are f'kin shit, have been shit for a decade and will, nodoubtably be shit for the foreseeable future..

Know your f'kin place..!

Rags cnuts..!
 
Slab and Rashford would be the fulcrum of the team, all the others would be their supporting artistes. Not only that but Southgate would demand the rag board make Bellingham the worlds first one-million pounds a week player.

Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Kenneth Williams and the usual gang to star in 'Carry On Raggies.' A bawdy romp about the worst football team in the world. Featuring guest stars like 25% Jim as the scarecrow, Rio Ferdinand as Plug, from the Bash Street Kids, and the Pisscan as the homeless drunk stumbling blindly through every scene muttering "Not in my lifetime."
You definitely have an idea here ; now if we could get Ken Russell to direct ....
 

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