United Thread | 2024/25

[cheekybids]

Just reading that and seen one of their main problems highlighted in a post:

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Why are they so obsessed with having their ex-players as coaches or on the coaching staff? Did they learn nothing from Liverpool through the 90s?

There’s no reason why a club should employ someone as a coach just because he played for them and was a fans favourite or one of their best players. Just because it worked for Pep or Ancelotti doesn’t mean that it’s the norm.

Cos the thick cunts have lapped up all the bullshit about dna.

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

Was just thinking as I was reading this thread. Serious question : How does Zirkzee compare to Weghorst? Better or worse? Not easy.

About the same :-)

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Whilst accepting my own ingrained hatred of the rags and everything related, can they really become any more insignificant in footballing terms ?

With the dutch dope regularly trotting out his christ knows what nonsense in a desperate and passionless monotone manner just really reinforces the understanding that there really is absolutely fuck all to get vaguely enthused about with this latest festering pile of shite.

He alone could suck the life out of a corpse. Brilliant piece of recruitment.

 

[journolud]

From the BBC

The visitors also failed to avoid another injury issue, as manager Erik ten Hag had hoped, as Brazilian wide-man Antony was stretchered off when he landed awkwardly after attempting an unnecessary flick by the touchline.

Ycnmiu and they are actually 57th in Europe not 21st.

Everything he does is unnecessary.

 

[Elbow beards]

Elfsborgs stadium has a capacity of 14,500.
They last won their domestic league in 2012.
It plays in a city called Boras which has 114,556 inhabitants.
It is widely known as being a textile city
Notable people to come from Boras are Johanba Almgren and Hans Akser

Elfsborg are one place lower than the rags by one goal.

Now you know how well the mighty mancheshyoonited are doing in Europe.

Also well known for producing automated toy manufacturing robots which has lead to Santa laying off 50% of his work force.
Cunts.

 

[domalino]

United have 4 wins in 13 games in all competitions this season. the average domestic position of the teams they've beaten within the english football pyramid is 24th place

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Everything he does is unnecessary.

Especially breathing .

 

[solley attwell]

MOTM last night was that Kirklees guy, he really does rival some of the shocking forwards we had in our dark days.

It's almost like he entered a compy on the telly by text to play for them.

Yes i wondered whether he was cup tied for the European auto windscreen cup

 

[Blue Mist]

Also well known for producing automated toy manufacturing robots which has lead to Santa laying off 50% of his work force.
Cunts.

The bastards, I'm glad the rags are above them in 21st spot.

Will nobody stop and think about Santa's little helpers ?

 

[remember arthur mann]

How can he train a striker of today?
If he scored his goals today, half would be chalked off for being offside, the goal hanging rag twat