United Thread | 2024/25

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It’s was more their new defender Dogshit’s, or whatever he’s called, fault.

 

[freshie]

 

[RobinHood]

crikey!
i wasn't suggesting we buy any of their dross.

when you think back at the disappointment we had to suffer in the past when signing their cast-offs.
fucking hell.

those days are long gone.
the boot's on the other foot.
nearly all our players would get in their team now hahaha.

i'd guess and(rew)y cole was our last one, was he?
(sammy mcilroy was my least favourite out of all the fuckers).

who was the last of our 1st team players to go on to play for them?
peter barnes?

no doubt the stattos will be along to correct my poor memory :)

Ha ha. I was merely highlighting the pick'n'mix from Woolies

 

[Grassland Blue]

I have to ask again, aren't there rules in place to stop financial mismanagement and clubs going broke? FFP or PSR or something like that. Or do those rules only affect clubs with certain owners?

The outrage from the Premier League is deafening.

I've been told all my life that United "are too big to fail", yet here we are.
The most satisfying thing about all this, is nearly everything they have thrown at us over the years, has come back to bite them on the arse.
Revenge is a dish served cold. And it's fucking freezing at Old Scaffold!

Will they be serving gazpacho in their canteen?
Saves the expense of warming it up.

 

[Grassland Blue]

“Cant get tickets” said the rag walking around Tesco with his Sharp logo shirt on whilst the match is being played

If he'd taken his boots he'd have made the bench.....

 

[City Raider]

What time’s the parade?

 

[Vienna_70]

 

[Aba452]

Plucky petrochemical playthings held on against mighty Suffolk combine.......

Stuffy twits

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Chak19]

Fucking Ipswich though, deserve to be relegated just for that.

 

[freshie]

 

[SkyBlueAmerican]

I was told City are the only club in the country with empty seats while United have 690,000 people hanging off the rafters at every match, including against Dynamo Butthole Albion FC

 

[SkyBlueAmerican]

Discuss

 

[Stelea]

Doing it the Yoonighted Way.
Corners, like the Ars.

 

[SamTheGuru]

Discuss

I really don't like this at all and I find it distasteful. There are many small rodents that deserve a lot more respect than this.

 

[SamTheGuru]

Discuss

I just realised, that is Gary Neville trying to get his social media hits up!

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

i remember when the enormous woolies in town was closing down.
week by week the sale prices were reduced and reduced.
got some right bargains in the final days.

i can see a similar thing happening with rag players this summer.
they're going to have sell them at really low prices to shift them.

Even giving them away wouldn't be a bargain

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[citytill1die84]

Discuss

When did they sign Bruno Fernande's twin?

 

[Vienna_70]

What a fucking moron!