United Thread | 2024/25

[havefaith]

I love taking the piss out of the Rags in work, Is it just me who loves winding them up with kindness?

They fucking hate it.

I've been filling them full of shit all morning, "I'm surprised Zirkzee got taken off he was having a cracking game, The Fenerbache centre backs couldn't live with him" Also went onto say "It showed last night why United paid that money for Ugarte, The lad was everywhere, A few more months and he'll be unbelievable".

They were going mental :)

Kindness bewildered them, I've been offering hugs with a big smile on my face, not one has refused, they know their shit and they know we know they know there shit - happy days :-)

 

[roach3]

57 Variety ooh sausy lol

Maybe they’ll resign lingard

 

[malg]

We need to keep buying this guy biryanis. Every time he eats one, they concede.

To be fair that's a great clip. The lad eating the biryani nailed everything there. If that was a comedy sketch they'd be going on about his timing.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

To be fair that's a great clip. The lad eating the biryani nailed everything there. If that was a comedy sketch they'd be going on about his timing.

I do like those two the best out of all their nonsense creators. Them and the pig have genuine comedic elements to them.

 

[pirate]

Reminds me of that argie aircraft carrier we bombed during the falklands war
We made an exclusion zone around the islands but at the last minute extended it around the carrier.
Surprised the rags hadn’t edited that in the same way
One for the old fuckers like me on here

it was a cruiser not a carrier

 

[roach3]

Yeh the belgrano sorry my memory not what it was

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Probably already posted but made me chuckle

 

[ancoats]

To be fair that's a great clip. The lad eating the biryani nailed everything there. If that was a comedy sketch they'd be going on about his timing.

was it prawn biryani for the posh youtubers

 

[fulabeer]

They have a crumbling football ground with a waterfall feature. It is just outside Manchester.

TRAFFORD FALLS (2024) All You Need to Know BEFORE You Go (with Photos)

www.tripadvisor.co.uk

Come on, which blue wrote this review!

"
Things to do outside Manchester
Oct 2024 • Couples
Unfortunately the falls was switched off on the day of my visit. So the tour guide suggested some lunch. I had the 1/4lb Ratburger with dirty fries. After lunch, we went to the gift shop. They had a sale on Zebra pants, and green and gold scarfs. Before leaving, i was offered a chance to see the dressing rooms. I refused as i've heard there's a chance you will be signed up to the squad if you stay too long. I asked could i just wander around, but they said no and that i had to "Schtick to de plan...

Written 25 October 2024

 

[Vienna_70]

Eh? Both Gorton and Burnage are in Manchester proper!

Even I, a Cornishman, know that.

Mind you, I did have the Gorton bit drummed into me by Mrs Vienna, as her Dad was a Gortonian.