United Thread | 2024/25

[waspish]

According to Spitty "he looks and sounds like a Manchester UnIted manager."
Wtf does this even mean?

That Tyson saying always comes to me when I read anything like this!?

Everyone looks good has a plan till they get punched in the face

 

[Quilted]

According to Spitty "he looks and sounds like a Manchester UnIted manager."
Wtf does this even mean?

Its an indirect dig at Ten Hag's looks and appearance

 

[TinFoilHat]

According to Spitty "he looks and sounds like a Manchester UnIted manager."
Wtf does this even mean?

He's a cheating rag ****.

 

[manimanc]

This sitting down with the new manager at sky sports news.

Isn't this the 5th or 6th time it's happened?

The big fanfare, the white smoke, the 2nd coming, it's so cringe.

But, sky sports love rolling dogshit in glitter and sugarcoating it in red.

Can't stop laughing.

 

[bluesteve1964]

They are getting a bit fucking giddy. Clowns.
They'll have the new.manager bounce. Ipswich this weekend. Much tougher tests to come. Give it to the New Year....few losses. But he'll be ok cos he looks like a Utd manager. The red media propaganda in full force.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Its an indirect dig at Ten Hag's looks and appearance

Which tbf is totally justified.

He just came across as an absolute idiot parroting incomprehensible shite.

 

[jrb]

The wankfest in the media over his first training session is unreal. Obviously United are pushing it to all the media outlets. But still.

 

[Quilted]

Which tbf is totally justified.

He just came across as an absolute idiot parroting incomprehensible shite.

Ten Hag had no charm, charisma, likeability, personality etc. I wonder how he even got his point across to players or motivated them.

In fact Spurs interviewed Ten Hag before United and thats why Spurs rejected him.

Compare Ten Hag with someone like Ange, Ange is the type of manager players would want to fight for.

 

[Really_here]

Well it kind of is for them, although for Ipswich it will be just another away game.

It's at Portman Road.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

The wankfest in the media over his first training session is unreal. Obviously United are pushing it to all the media outlets. But still.

Deja Vu

"No doubt Ten Hag has a plan in place to bring the best out of the individuals at his disposal."

"Ten Hag is also keen to foster a positive team spirit in the Red Devils dressing room and as a result has insisted that the squad must eat together and socialise after training."

"In an effort to prioritise on-ball drills during the opening sessions, Ten Hag has also reportedly told his staff to trim the grass to exactly 15mm, so that the players can quickly get up to speed with his passing demands."

and of course...

"United are still yet to make a major move in the transfer market but a deal for Barcelona and Holland midfielder Frenkie de Jong is nearing completion."