United Thread | 2025/26

[Tracking back]

The phrase Lipstick on a pig comes to mind watching that
'new and improved' utd team

I love it when you talk dirty like that.

 

[east2]

Following last weeks ’lots of positives’ from a defeat, it’ll be interesting to see how the media spin this one from a massive draw!

 

[mancboy]

There ain’t half a lot of knickers wetters over this shower on here.

"If they beat Fulham, and we lose to Brighton…"

I didn’t see much of the game, but what I did watch, they were fucking shite!

The marvellous mbuemo from the arsenal game came up against a defender and was anonymous

 

[Tracking back]

Earlier I heard how they had one of the best records for wins against a team.

Then saying it may be a record Amorin may try to maintain. Tbh, they weren't convinced (TS).

He must be up there with one of their worst managers in history but no one will admit it.

It's a bit too early in the season for that level of honesty.

Most rag fans are still riding on the "this season will be better" wave.

Give it until bomb fire night.

 

[half & half derby scarf]

Clear corruption once again. Mount fouls Bassey from a corner. Pen to United. Other end Bassey pushed over from a corner, Scum score. Nothing to see, not even checked by the corrupt f**ker on VAR.

 

[Blue Hefner]

“We can beat anyone” R. Amorim, 17th August 2025. He’s Ten Haag in a nice coat. Clown

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

There ain’t half a lot of knickers wetters over this shower on here.

"If they beat Fulham, and we lose to Brighton…"

I didn’t see much of the game, but what I did watch, they were fucking shite!

I didn't see any of the game but I'm inclined to agree with you.

 

[bluemonkey71]

Clear corruption once again. Mount fouls Bassey from a corner. Pen to United. Other end Bassey pushed over from a corner, Scum score. Nothing to see, not even checked by the corrupt f**ker on VAR.

BBC even showed it as a deflection but decided to miss the push before it. I hope the Fulham boss calls it out post match. Twats

 

[Blue Mist]

He's probably their drugs mule ( plenty of space in that body ) as they surely don't need the **** for football reasons.

Barca are so cash strapped they struggled to register their new signings. (That said no one was suprised that suddenly, on the Friday afternoon, they were cleared to sign everyone.)
So why would they sign fish fingers on loan, paying anywhere between 200-350k a week, depending on who you believe?

La Liga is corrupt as fuck, Barca and Madrid are corrupt as fuck and the rags are as well so no one will ever find out the truth.

 

[jrb]

If we can’t beat this pile of shit at the Etihad in 2 weeks there will be hell to pay.

 

[give it to gordon]

Just seen the highlights.
Point 1 the penalty, why did they focus on the Fulham player doing the fouling and not Shaw doing the same thing.
Point 2 the rag goal scorer clearly push the Fulham defender out the way.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I thought after that resounding defeat against Arsenal that they knew how to beat all opponents laid before them. Or am I mistaken.

 

[Tracking back]

Just listening to Amorim's post match interview. The presenter said "you looked quite frustrated at times on the touch line"

He said "no I was happy with the effort"

What the actual fuck!

So let me get this straight: most of those rag players are earning more money in a week than the average man in the street would be lucky to earn over three lifetimes.

Yet, he's happy with their effort?

Surely a minimum requirement is to take all three points from a ground where the rags win every time they play there.

 

[DiscoSteve]

Rags down to 16th ha ha great improvement!

 

[jimharri]

Earlier I heard how they had one of the best records for wins against a team.

Then saying it may be a record Amorin may try to maintain. Tbh, they weren't convinced (TS).

He must be up there with one of their worst managers in history but no one will admit it.

Emperor's new clothes syndrome, innit?

 

[Tracking back]

Following last weeks ’lots of positives’ from a defeat, it’ll be interesting to see how the media spin this one from a massive draw!

It's all very positive.

Everyone at Sly are very happy with what they're seeing with Amorim.

You better hold on tight if they eventually win a game. Sly may well do a special feature on them.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

There’ll be a bus tour…

 

[Tracking back]

Clear corruption once again. Mount fouls Bassey from a corner. Pen to United. Other end Bassey pushed over from a corner, Scum score. Nothing to see, not even checked by the corrupt f**ker on VAR.

Sly are saying VAR took a cursory look but felt there wasn't enough in it.

Coincidence? or corrupt as fuck? You decide.

 

[didsburyblu]

Clear corruption once again. Mount fouls Bassey from a corner. Pen to United. Other end Bassey pushed over from a corner, Scum score. Nothing to see, not even checked by the corrupt f**ker on VAR.

The goal was checked but deemed not enough force on the push so take that as you will

 

[east2]

Sly are saying VAR took a cursory look but felt there wasn't enough in it.

Coincidence? or corrupt as fuck? You decide.

What the fuck is a ‘cursory look’!