United Thread | 2025/26

[dublinblue12]

So great. Second string Grimsby side. Onana master class. Amornowin rocking back and forth refusing to watch the penos. Their big money signings missing. Maybe there is a god

 

[abu13]

The Caf want him out now, total shitshow of a club.

 

[bluesteve1964]

Stay Humber

Very clever deserves a double like!!

 

[Bowyers Sausages]

Is there any porpoise to these puns?

Poor United. They’ve got no plaice to hide.

 

[Debaser]

How much did they pay for that Sesko lad just to have him take the tenth penalty in a shootout?

Mentality midget

 

[malg]

 

[117 M34]

Did they pay £70m for a striker who took the 10th penalty in a shoot out?
Comedy club

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

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Let me bathe in the tears. Cunts

 

[dublinblue12]

 

[Hertzblue]

Mbueno wearing the “ Big shirt” tonight :)

 

[Toffeedude]

 

[malg]

 

[freshie]

£76m striker was their 9th penalty taker. Shameful

 

[richardtheref]

They surely cannot get any worse.







Can they???

 

[freshie]

Mbueno wearing the “ Big shirt” tonight :)
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Kinder Mbeumo

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

£200m spent on strikers and their best one is still Slabhead.

 

[bladdered]

 

[jrb]

Stay humble.

Sorry, I meant stay Humber. ;-)

 

[PuncturedBicycle]

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Hang it in the Louvre

 

[PuncturedBicycle]

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Please sack him