United Thread | 2025/26

[waspish]

webb is as useless with VAR as he is with a Comb

He is and it’s got a lot worse since he got involved

 

[city5189]

Web will just say “it was level” “we like to give the attacking players the advantage”

But only if a red shirt is attacking

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

You could argue about the penalty but that offside call was ridiculous,he was clearly level.
Not even the auto system could tell.
Var is broke and sucking the life out of the game.

It's working well and delivering what it was meant to deliver. Just look at some of the more-than-doubtful decisions it's come up with this weekend. Week in and week out it conjures up some of the most unbelievable outcomes that only a manipulator would seek.

 

[Kippax77]

Web will just say “it was level” “we like to give the attacking players the advantage”

Webb is just a corrupt c#nt

 

[TinFoilHat]

Another man of the match performance from the referee. Sam Barrott, a protege of Fatty Moss now joins Tom Bramhall as a rag superstars.

Awarded two rag pens.

Twatwell rules the first one out as it 'looked a bit obvious you're helping them out mate.'

 

[Tracking back]

if you need three dubious decisions to get a draw at fulham and then scrape a win at home against a newly promoted side how can you be happy with how you're playing?

Because those buffoons on the BBC & Sly Sports are a group of shallow fuckers, who are desperate for any kind of win for their beloved rags.

They don't care about quality, they don't care about performance, they don't care that the manager is out of his depth, they don't care that the players are a bunch of mercenaries and they certainly don't care that the rags are completely impotent without the help of VAR.

When a team wins a game of football, there are often other elements and nuances that are considered following the victory.

This isn't the case with the media, regarding the rags. Whether it's a smash and grab, or a last minute dodgy penalty or a ninety five minute goal against the run of play; the media don't care.

All they're interested in, is broadcasting their good news to as many people as they can.

That club is nothing more than a myth, a fairly tale, a fantasy to evoke nostalgia for the masses.

I'm neither atheist or panthiest when it comes to religion, but I do wonder if it serves a practical purpose to give hope and alleviate fear for its followers.

Not too dissimilar, to the relationship between the media, the rags and their followers.

 

[VinceYoungisaBLUE]

We've been laughing at them, but this game not looking so funny now... we are both in dire straits and a lot of pressure will be on both sides as well as the managers.

I did not think this would be the case two weeks ago!

 

[lonestay]

See Martinez withdrawn late from the Villa squad big money bid come in from the scum to ease their goalie situation???

 

[dadnlad]

See Martinez withdrawn late from the Villa squad big money bid come in from the scum to ease their goalie situation???

Loan with option to buy

 

[Chak19]

See Martinez withdrawn late from the Villa squad big money bid come in from the scum to ease their goalie situation???

And I bet he'll play like Yashin in the derby.

 

[Bluemoonadam]

We've been laughing at them, but this game not looking so funny now... we are both in dire straits and a lot of pressure will be on both sides as well as the managers.

I did not think this would be the case two weeks ago!

Tbh pal we only beat wolves i didnt get too excited myself

 

[TShed]

Watched two penalties today I’m sure a goalie has to gamble diving to their right if the taker is right footed
Looks unnatural to place it to the goalies left if your right footed
Milner and now this Palace guy identical penalties and identical “effort” from goalie
I think rhat wankers yesterday also was a mirror of these 2 today aswell

 

[Bald fraud]

They’re crawling back out from their rocks today. They’ve gone all scouse and started with the league table pics!

 

[Vienna_70]

They’re crawling back out from their rocks today. They’ve gone all scouse and started with the league table pics!

Sad bastards!

We’ve only played three games!

 

[Blue_Lightsaber]

They’re crawling back out from their rocks today. They’ve gone all scouse and started with the league table pics!

Yeah but its how you finish vs how you start..

they the new gunners or something??

 

[Kippax77]

They’re crawling back out from their rocks today. They’ve gone all scouse and started with the league table pics!

Top of the penalty league again, already

 

[Shirley]

An add just popped up on my iPad from that ineos fella begging for money and promising to make me a millionaire. Ffs even had the rags club logo on it!

 

[jrb]

Looks like Martinez may be in goals for United in the derby, if the rumours bare true, which isn’t great for City.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Simple Jack to Chavs -------Jaded to Villa---Russell Kane to Rags.

These yank clubs are totally above board with their transfer dealings.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Looks like Martinez may be in goals for United in the derby, if the rumours bare true, which isn’t great for City.

They could have Lev Yashin at his peak in goal and he'd still have that shite defence in front of him.