United Thread | 2025/26

[blue b4 the moon]

Haha who knew that corner turned into a brick wall aka the bottom half of the table.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Vienna_70]

Stare of that fucking lot!

Couldn’t even beat a team reduced to ten men for more than 75 minutes.

 

[Eric Hitchmough]

Have they turned another corner?

 

[yeseye]

 

[Winchester]

Hello, Hello,!
Utd are Back

 

[Blueknows]

Could be back to their usual 14th after next set of fixtures

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Not adapting and sticking with 3 centre backs is a sackable offence for mr, but I’ll let it slide this time!

Shout outs to Luke Shaw and Zirkzee for all timer shit performances.

 

[Chak19]

Oh thank you you rag cunts for starting the week with a bang.

 

[manimanc]

 

[TinFoilHat]

They might have stolen a trophy from us.

The cup for cock ups.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

More corners than a Muller factory, this lot!

 

[Tracking back]

Have they turned another corner?

I think they've just made a u turn on the road from where they turned the corner.

 

[mike1923]

That rag lad waiting for a trim..

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Bet that ginge **** would be angry if he knew the result.

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

Everton singing the blues bahhahaha

 

[Eaststander1]

Didn't watch the game, or listen to it, so i had no idea of the score until a few minutes ago, and what a brilliant result for Everton .... they only had ten men for the most part too, by the sounds of it.

That sounds like a pretty gutsy performance to me, and one that Everton fans can be proud of .... the sending fiasco off aside.

It's a pity that we didn't show the same 'thou shall not pass' defensive resolve up at Newcastle, and we might have got something from that game.

 

[WestGorton]

Bet that ginge **** would be angry if he knew the result.

I know the dick. Poetry.

 

[Chak19]

Not adapting and sticking with 3 centre backs is a sackable offence for mr, but I’ll let it slide this time!

Shout outs to Luke Shaw and Zirkzee for all timer shit performances.

Don't forget the rat, that chance where he used the outside of his right boot instead of his left from 5 yards was hilarious, it should be taught to young players to stop that shit.

 

[Vienna_70]

That rag lad waiting for a trim..

I was about to say, he’ll have to restart his win counter .