United Thread | 2025/26

[heslops barnet]

Laughing at the rags is always enjoyable but I’m more concerned about our performances at the moment……

 

[AshtonBlueMooner]

This will be their 13th consecutive season without a Premier League trophy.
Watch it, drink it in.
Their arrogance knew no bounds under Fergie.
And yes I’ll always be more concerned about our results and how we’re playing but having had 20 odd years of their crowing, forgive me for not having one ounce of sympathy.
Where were you when you were shit. I was at Maine Road after a week of flogging my guts at work, to watch the boys in blue.
Come wind, rain or shine, win, lose or draw, yes I was there and always will be.
CTID

 

[tallest floodlights]

Hes bang average at best and just another reincarnation of jizzyjazz. Diving twat. They must practice that all week at Carrington. Cheating bastard should be getting yellow cards

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Wet dreaming?

 

[dickie davies]

I can pretty much guarantee United will get a home draw in the FA cup 3rd round against div1 or lower opposition.
It’ll be live on TV, because of ‘the magic of the cup’.

And if they win, they’ll get another home draw… and that’ll continue till the semi.

Got to keep the matchday income as high as possible, given the lack of games they have.

They could probably play a friendly mid season this winter with the lack of games - just to boost income at home.

The odds of a PL team getting a home draw and being drawn against a league 1 team or lower is about 6/1

 

[oldhamblue]

Wet dreaming?

I dream of getting a tit wank off Michelle Keegan. The likelihood of which is the same as them winning the league

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

This will be their 13th consecutive season without a Premier League trophy.
Watch it, drink it in.
Their arrogance knew no bounds under Fergie.
And yes I’ll always be more concerned about our results and how we’re playing but having had 20 odd years of their crowing, forgive me for not having one ounce of sympathy.
Where were you when you were shit. I was at Maine Road after a week of flogging my guts at work, to watch the boys in blue.
Come wind, rain or shine, win, lose or draw, yes I was there and always will be.
CTID

That’s the spirit. City is a life sentence no parole and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

 

[horlock_was_super]

he could even free pogba

Give it another couple of months and he’ll be able to free Shamima Begum.

 

[Scaley]

Wet dreaming?

Just seen this, to his credit Mbeumo kept a straight face when Diallo said it.

 

[Bald fraud]

It is part of their coaching - introduced, and admitted by some players, by Mourino a few years back.

Goes way further back than that mate. Since the piss can days!

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I'm looking at a minimum of 50 years us better than them ;)

I’m looking for 50 year of City and Stockport County being better than those rag twats

 

[Viking blue]

The amount of times that sky and the news was banging on about going level with Chelsea if they had won you’d think Chelsea were champions elect.

 

[Viking blue]

The amount of times that sky and the news was banging on about going level with Chelsea if they had won you’d think Chelsea were champions elect.

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[Protein Junkie]

Here is a question for everyone.
You are on a grassy knoll, you have a sniper rifle and one bullet.
……
That said rooney and ferdinand is a lot harder to decide.

The Ship of the Desert for me purely because it would take more than one bullet to fell Rooney.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I’m looking for 50 year of City and Stockport County being better than those rag twats

I seem to remember you're a little older than me....can I share your Dorian Grey picture?
;)

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I seem to remember you're a little older than me....can I share your Dorian Grey picture?
;)

£100 a week

 

[NZBlue]

I seem to remember you're a little older than me....can I share your Dorian Grey picture?
;)

50 Shades Of Dorian Grey

The new best seller

 

[malg]

Cunts

 

[mexico1970]

Maybe it's time for the rags to choose an English manager for a change? Can't be any worse than the dross they have hired from abroad :)

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Whose side are you on?

 

[Harvster]

Whenever I see Wolves they don't look like a team that should have only 2 points. Will hopefully have more than doubled their total after beating these jokers tomorrow