United Thread | 2025/26

[Prestwich_Blue]

We need a 'Jim fixed it for us' banner for next week.

 

[Paladin]

That shea lacey performance was one for the ages. United fans buzzing off his every shit move when all he did was get tackled, boot it over the bar then get sent off with 2 yellows. Glorious

He has played 33 minutes for United, and already gained his first red card. "What for?" He said when he was shown his second yellow card. Dissent, you idiot. Don't they teach you the Laws of the Game at Carrington? Just because Fernandez gets away with it virtually every game, it doesn't mean you are immune from punishment for being a petulant moron.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Glorious day when they lose and even better when it knocks them out of a cup and Whiskey Nose is sat watching it! Brilliant.

 

[Vienna_70]

Give it to Fletcher until the end of the season.
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Naff off!

I’d rather do a month's solitary!

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

Our latest signing has displayed more class, humility in a week than their combined squad in a decade.

Another young rag superstar already petulant as per the rag DNA, Deluded, Nasty Attitude.

 

[urban genie]

OGS had a decent record against us, so hopefully fletcher stays

us old berts never take a derby for granted

 

[ancoats]

 

[Milesvk]

But I thought the winning formula was playing 4 at the back and start mainoo??

 

[Bald fraud]

Right Pep. Here we are once again with our boot crushing these cunts windpipe! Pretty please next week in your press conference do not big them up telling us how fantastic they are! Do not give them a sniff in that game go out there and demoralise and embarrass the shit stains!

 

[Rammy Blue]

Serious question. Obviously, they'll pay a King's ransom to get a "quality" manager in. And, like it or not, they are a world famous name/brand/franchise. But, if one of those quality managers was to look at the situation coldly, why would they go there? The infrastructure/hierarchy is a total mess, the squad is bang average, and the stadium is a crumbling wreck. Spurs (when Frank eventually gets the bullet) would be, on paper, a more attractive proposition. Yes; the same issues mentioned above apply to Spurs as well (not the stadium, obviously), but they have the attraction of being in London, which might be a factor for some managers.

Because it’s easy money, get paid a fortune to fuck it up again, get sacked and get a huge payoff, everyone knows it’s scum that are a shit show so it doesn’t tarnish the manager’s reputation. That’s why.

 

[jimharri]

Naff off!

I’d rather do a month's solitary!

Oi; don't be such a charmless nerk.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

From youtube just now lol

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[jimharri]

Right Pep. Here we are once again with our boot crushing these cunts windpipe! Pretty please next week in your press conference do not big them up telling us how fantastic they are! Do not give the a sniff in that game go out there and demoralise and embarrass the shit stains!

Same line up as the Leverkusen game, innit?

 

[Blue2112]

Listening to Talkshite now and serial winner Alan Pardew banging on about Manchester United need to bring in the best manager out there, just because its Manchester United ain't it.
Callers phoning in with Fergie did this and Fergie did that, he didn't have social media and didn't have tactic boards like Guardiola, with little chuckles of agreement from Pardew. Keep it up raggies because you're still stuck in the past and have learnt nothing these last 13 years.

 

[bondsman]

Turned off after the first 7 minutes. Thought Brighton were gonna get bummed. Turned on to see Brighton 2 nil up. Within a minute rags equalised. Turned off again immediately.

Thank me later lads

Do us a favour and don’t watch next week

 

[heslops barnet]

Glorious day when they lose and even better when it knocks them out of a cup and Whiskey Nose is sat watching it! Brilliant.

Alongside a couple of the 92 ers

 

[Blue Maverick]

Shambles sending a young kid off for that refereeing in this country is in the absolute toilet he would have never done that to a senior player.

Yes he would it’s against the laws

 

[Shaker here..]

Don't see it, but you'd love to see BF saying I'm 31, I won't win anything here (the swamp) and put in a transfer request!

 

[decmancity]

Serious question. Obviously, they'll pay a King's ransom to get a "quality" manager in. And, like it or not, they are a world famous name/brand/franchise. But, if one of those quality managers was to look at the situation coldly, why would they go there? The infrastructure/hierarchy is a total mess, the squad is bang average, and the stadium is a crumbling wreck. Spurs (when Frank eventually gets the bullet) would be, on paper, a more attractive proposition. Yes; the same issues mentioned above apply to Spurs as well (not the stadium, obviously), but they have the attraction of being in London, which might be a factor for some managers.

They go for a big nice payout when it all collapses after 18mths. Nothing more

 

[waspish]

Serious question. Obviously, they'll pay a King's ransom to get a "quality" manager in. And, like it or not, they are a world famous name/brand/franchise. But, if one of those quality managers was to look at the situation coldly, why would they go there? The infrastructure/hierarchy is a total mess, the squad is bang average, and the stadium is a crumbling wreck. Spurs (when Frank eventually gets the bullet) would be, on paper, a more attractive proposition. Yes; the same issues mentioned above apply to Spurs as well (not the stadium, obviously), but they have the attraction of being in London, which might be a factor for some managers.

To get paid of after 18 months easy 10m