United Thread | 2025/26

[Protein Junkie]

I will happily take every punishment going for "tragedy chanting" when that old piss can croaks it !

When the pisscan kicks the bucket pisscan

 

[freshie]

 

[Gorbachev]

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Only a matter of time before one of if not both of Wilcox and Berarda will be sacked.

Ratcliffe will want a fall guy or two for this season.

 

[waspish]

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Barreda very worried

 

[cheekybids]

He’ll be cheered by a section of supporters next week.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

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[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

No 48 game season sounds better

Took me a while!

 

[BlueMerlin]

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That would be funnier if the question was “Do you enjoy being a winger at MUFC” because they can’t put a cross in the box.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Heard this line on Radio 4 last night;

"Manchester United are the sporting equivalent of the Tory party. A spent force who rely on support from the south the prop them up."

 

[freshie]

Remember this? Hahaha

 

[Protein Junkie]

I will happily take every punishment going for "tragedy chanting" when that old piss can croaks it !

When the pisscan kicks the bucket pisscan

 

[DTKOAG]

 

[TinFoilHat]

Remember this? Hahaha

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Agent Omar will be getting the highest award Khaldoon can give him once his tenure is over.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Dalot has been watching videos of Antony.



Ugarte has been watching Slabhead videos.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Another Youtube toe Rag.

On his shelf, he has what?

An Alex Ferguson book.

Even their fans can’t move on from Ferguson, never mind the club.

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Just the one book then, and he hasn't finished colouring it in yet.....

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Heard this line on Radio 4 last night;

"Manchester United are the sporting equivalent of the Tory party. A spent force who rely on support from the south the prop them up."

Very Radio 4.

 

[TonyM]

Its the DNA, they need to get shut of. The hangers on from the class of 92. OK they were good but times have changed. Every single one of them hanging around like a bad smell. Scholes, Butt, Rooney, Carrick, Fletcher, Giggs and even Sir Alex. Look at the calibre of managers that have been at that club. It needs the lot of em fuckin off so any new guy can implement his ways, without the echoes of these cunts bouncing around the training ground. I believe the united dna is the fuckin problem. They are all.pwerful in the media too. Oh i forgot to mention prime minister Neville in that list.

It's in their DNA not to have new DNA.

 

[dadnlad]

There's always been Ethel.

didnt alice sing about dead Ethal

 

[Col12]

They make about £5.5m per home matchday. That might have increased this season.

They've "lost" the following number of matches this season:
Europe: Minimum 3 homes in Conference league, 4 homes in Europa league/champions league
FA Cup: 4 games till semi's, so likely average (ha!) of 2 home games
League cup: 4 games till final, so likely average of 2 home games

They would have probably budgeted to get somewhere in the cups, so lets be generous and give them 3 home games.
So £16.5m down.
They can't have budgeted for the european games, as they didnt qualify, but it still counts I suppose. I'll pick 5 homes, as they'd assume they got out of the group stage, even in the conference.
So another £27.5m down.

Total about £44m down on matchday money, from where they'd at least expect to be.
+ reduction of broadcast money for both the home & away games not happening
+ reduction of prize money for nonprogression/nonparticipation
+ reduction in any sponsorship contract failing to achieve KPI's
- reduction in performance bonuses for whatever they have in players contracts regarding cup progression!

Also will have to throw money at any new signings to attract them, no success to tempt them with.

 

[Phil1]

Remember this? Hahaha

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Norther Premier league they meant.