United Thread | 2025/26

[waspish]

Let’s see how Arsenals back four handles them it ain’t no four young and new players they be running at.

 

[Pam]

No doubt they will be back to their usual shit self today I think tarquins will score at least 3 and I will be glad to see it but at least they won their cup final last week.

Why glad to see it? Hope you aren't writing us off prematurely?

 

[Pam]

United fans at work tell me the same thing (all cockneys)

Jesus wept.

 

[dadnlad]

United fans at work tell me the same thing (all cockneys)

deleat this post before sky see it

 

[bridgeno1]

so all in all come on the arse

That's what she said.

 

[Ryan.98.]

Why glad to see it? Hope you aren't writing us off prematurely?

Nope just like seeing United get walloped especially after last week.

 

[Mikejl]

Yeah, but I can never ever want the cuntish vermin from Trafford to win anything so albeit reluctantly I'm a Gooner for a couple of hours.

100% - We all know that we are going to fall just short this season and we're building for next, I'll take a close 2nd to this Arsenal and happily watch them thrash the rags, though I do fear a tepid 0-0 draw

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Tough one, rags v Arsenal.

We could really do with them getting a result. On the other hand, after last weekend watching the rags get out back in their box would be very satisfying, and would curb the excess of giddiness.

Maybe a draw is the least worst option.

We can't lose today. It would be hilarious if the Rags were humiliated whatever the implications for us.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Major boost for arse dropping point....Jesus starts.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

The really don’t help themselves do they hahaView attachment 181579

The words ‘school’ and ‘you was either’ in the same sentence is surely contradictory.

 

[Gazza]

Just had an incredible exchange with a red wanker in the Egerton Stockport, when he knew I was blue he said you must want utd to win, when I replied that I want utd to get destroyed he said that I must have been gutted last week. I was I said but still above you and 3-2 on aggregate ain't bad, now this is the astonishing bit - he said it's a long time since we put 5 past City, wasn't the final score 2-0 I tendered, yes but we still put five past you.
Beam me up Scotty, I've had enough now.

 

[Enzo's Mascara]

These cunts never do us a favour.

 

[tamworthblue]

I must be the only fucker on here that wants a rag win. A loss for the arse and I think they’ll start to bottle. If that happens I still think we could do it.

 

[MCFCTrick]

I must be the only fucker on here that wants a rag win. A loss for the arse and I think they’ll start to bottle. If that happens I still think we could do it.

I get that, but fuck me, the 'They are back!' shite will be ramped up beyond belief.

 

[tamworthblue]

I get that, but fuck me, the 'They are back!' shite will be ramped up beyond belief.

No, that will tickle me. Even if they get four wins In a row it will still turn to shit. I don’t mind them getting giddy for a bit.

 

[SuttonColdfieldBlue]

I must be the only fucker on here that wants a rag win. A loss for the arse and I think they’ll start to bottle. If that happens I still think we could do it.

You’re not the only one… I am closing my eyes, sticking my fingers in my ears, clenching my arse and trying not to think about the fact I would very much like a United win today. It’s a horrible feeling needing a favour off them but a) it helps us and b) it would be slightly tempered by look on Arteta’s face in the aftermath.

(Hello from down the road by the way ;-) )

 

[mancityvstoke]

Are they winning? fuckin ell

 

[Vienna_70]

Put the contract on the table now, and let Car-Wreck write his own amount in it!

 

[Really_here]

I must be the only fucker on here that wants a rag win. A loss for the arse and I think they’ll start to bottle. If that happens I still think we could do it.

two of us at least

 

[tamworthblue]

Are they winning? fuckin ell

I know. Mickey’s at the wheel! Who’d have thunk it.