United Thread | 2025/26

[IrishBlueSince92]

Its funny listening to their fans talk about football now.
The most clueless "fans" around about the game

 

[christened at st marks]

Well fancy that who they like

 

[Citi-leaks]

There’s no way Dorgu or Cuhna will score another screamer like that again for months , never mind both getting one in the same game again!

Dorgu has done his hamstring. Out for 12 weeks. oops

 

[TinFoilHat]

Schmeichel has called it.

He's just declared the rags will be back in the Champions League next season.

It's official.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Vienna_70]

I was about to ask, which teams they could possibly be playing in the playoff round, as I noticed that they didn’t make the top eight.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I was about to ask, which teams they could possibly be playing in the playoff round, as I noticed that they didn’t make the top eight.

Woolpack Arms or Queen Vic’s Head

 

[Johnnyblue7]

Its funny listening to their fans talk about football now.
The most clueless "fans" around about the game

Spoke to a rag colleague at work this morning asked him that whilst I was watching Champions League match was he watching Emmerdale?..the humourless bastard could only reply with well we beat you.
The exchange ended with me pointing out that this is exactly what the world's biggest club have become, broken and open to ridicule.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Hidden meaning behind Keir Starmer's strange gift to Xi Jinping

Keir Starmer gave Chinese President Xi Jinping a football from Sunday's Arsenal match against Manchester United ahead of their meeting.

metro.co.uk

Jinping is a rag shocker.

 

[Gazza]

Hidden meaning behind Keir Starmer's strange gift to Xi Jinping

Keir Starmer gave Chinese President Xi Jinping a football from Sunday's Arsenal match against Manchester United ahead of their meeting.

metro.co.uk

Jinping is a rag shocker.

But they showed him around the Etihad instead when he came here ;-)

 

[give it to gordon]

Just awaiting the "Palmer would play for nothing to join his beloved Manchester United" stories to appear next

Will they claim Palmer as a rag academy player lol

 

[Gaz76]

Hidden meaning behind Keir Starmer's strange gift to Xi Jinping

Keir Starmer gave Chinese President Xi Jinping a football from Sunday's Arsenal match against Manchester United ahead of their meeting.

metro.co.uk

Jinping is a rag shocker.

Adds Chinese takeaways to banned in our house list

 

[TinFoilHat]

Adds Chinese takeaways to banned in our house list

Can Jihai Sun challenger to become leader?

 

[Gaz76]

Can Jihai Sun challenger to become leader?

最高领导人只能有一位。

 

[Gazza]

Will they claim Palmer as a rag academy player lol

It's all smoke and mirrors to sell season tickets - we all know that when the new season kicks off they'll end up bringing back Januzaj on a free instead

 

[TinFoilHat]

Want - Cole Palmer

Sign - Robert Palmer's corpse.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Why making the Dinner ladies redundant could be the key to Uniteds revival under Carrick
By Simon Stone >
Chief Manchester United reporter.

 

[Gazza]

Want - Cole Palmer

Sign - Robert Palmer's corpse.

Still be better than Zirkzee.

 

[Blueboy73]

We are just waiting for Wio to endorse it, live on TV, “give him what he wants, sign it now”

Camelgob needs to bang his fist on the table to get attention as nobody pays too much attention as he's basically full of shit.
He's been fucked off by most outlets for being a biased, bitter clueless Rag bottom feeder so probably not going to happen unfortunately.

 

[Blueboy73]

Knowing utd as I do, they've probably signed up that silly twat, the one who's not cutting his hair until they win five on the trot - they'll invite him to have his hair cut on the centre spot at half time when they're three up against Dingwall FC, or the like, in the fifth game, then they'll concede five in the second half and send the poor hairy fucker home for another season.

The Ushited Way.