United Thread | 2025/26

[Marvin.]

2nd game of Man Utd's empty seats tour tonight.

 

[Tracking back]

The fuckin state of this...

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Why haven't they signed him then instead of the blind pizza face they got now?

More bullshit from the ministry of lies.

Why Manchesniteh have made Sesko top pick?

They haven't.

Watkins was their top pick but the failed fuckers can't afford him.

 

[Vienna_70]

they seem to be able to spend a lot despite no CL, not even any competition in Europe, disaster PL finish, hundreds of staff fired, and not much sales so far either.

I really hope another mid table finish coming for them.

I really hope a bottom of the table finish is coming for them.

 

[Semper aggressus]

These shit bastards best not get Donnarumma.

How the fuck can they keep spending with no CL football yet again?

 

[Vienna_70]

These shit bastards best not get Donnarumma.

How the fuck can they keep spending with no CL football yet again?

I think it’s paper talk to appease the sheep.

Why would Donnarumma go to the swamp, where he will have no European football at all, let alone Champions League?

 

[jacko74]

I think it’s paper talk to appease the sheep.

Why would Donnarumma go to the swamp, where he will have no European football at all, let alone Champions League?

The same reason that Chuna and Mbeuno have gone there ££££££.

 

[mac]

The same reason that Chuna and Mbeuno have gone there ££££££.

Them 2 are aldi the psg keeper is M&S

 

[Groke]

I think it’s paper talk to appease the sheep.

Why would Donnarumma go to the swamp, where he will have no European football at all, let alone Champions League?

Think they meant Donna Summer

 

[Grassland Blue]

They aspire to be like City.
From players with similar sounding names right down to the Gene Kelly stand.
The only thing missing are the relegations......

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

They aspire to be like City.
From players with similar sounding names right down to the Gene Kelly stand.
The only thing missing are the relegations......

There’s time yet.

 

[tommybooth]

Selling fat boy Shaw for 3 billion. In the Mirror!!

 

[manimanc]

Sky Sports news app in full on rag wankathon mode.

Oh how they beat the mighty Bournemouth.

Oh how they won EVEN without their new signings.

Superb performance blah blah blah blah

Pre season friendly against Fuckin Bournemouth..

 

[BridgyDids]

Mbeumo: Amorim project convinced me to join Utd

Bryan Mbeumo has revealed he spoke to other managers before moving to Manchester United but said he was sold on Ruben Amorim's project at Old Trafford.

www.espn.co.uk

"I spoke to some other managers because I wanted to hear their projects but the Manchester United one was very good for me," Mbeumo said.​

There was me thinking that it was only ever United he was joining, as he was a boyhood fan?!

 

[mancboy]

Mbeumo: Amorim project convinced me to join Utd

Bryan Mbeumo has revealed he spoke to other managers before moving to Manchester United but said he was sold on Ruben Amorim's project at Old Trafford.

www.espn.co.uk

"I spoke to some other managers because I wanted to hear their projects but the Manchester United one was very good for me," Mbeumo said.​

There was me thinking that it was only ever United he was joining, as he was a boyhood fan?!

substitute the word project for wages and you have the truth

 

[mac]

They never learn. Get hyped up over friendly wins . It's the same every season. I couldn't give a fuck if we loose a friendly.

 

[give it to gordon]

Rag fans really are mardy arses. One commented on YouTube regarding City's lack of history.
I replied " Well City could be like your lot......
Nick the name Old Trafford from Lancaster CC
Nick your name from a neighbouring City
Nick your nickname from Salford RC
Nick your 'glory glory' song from spurs.

He never replied back

 

[superseiyan]

How are they able to afford Sesko? Thought they were skint but they will have bought a whole new attack at top dollar.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Mbeumo: Amorim project convinced me to join Utd

Bryan Mbeumo has revealed he spoke to other managers before moving to Manchester United but said he was sold on Ruben Amorim's project at Old Trafford.

www.espn.co.uk

"I spoke to some other managers because I wanted to hear their projects but the Manchester United one was very good for me," Mbeumo said.​

There was me thinking that it was only ever United he was joining, as he was a boyhood fan?!

"I spoke to some other clubs but they couldn't match the money offered by utd"

 

[dadnlad]

How are they able to afford Sesko? Thought they were skint but they will have bought a whole new attack at top dollar.

drip drip drip villa will of wanted lump sum for watkins who is of their new mantra premier league proven till we cant screw them over

 

[Grassland Blue]

There’s time yet.

I know!
(Rubs hands together with an evil grin).