United Thread | 2025/26

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They’ve had a great season.
* The Plague carrier is nailed on King of the Assists, POTY and Balon D’or.
* They won the “We beat City” Cup.
* Will be in the CL next season and entertain the likes of FC Bugelfugelstrasse of Liechtenstein, FC Wheel Tappers and Shunters of North Macedonia and Celtic.
* Most improved team of the year.
 
Protein Junkie said:
They’ve had a great season.
* The Plague carrier is nailed on King of the Assists, POTY and Balon D’or.
* They won the “We beat City” Cup.
* Will be in the CL next season and entertain the likes of FC Bugelfugelstrasse of Liechtenstein, FC Wheel Tappers and Shunters of North Macedonia and Celtic.
* Most improved team of the year.
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You need to send this to Omar Swales and Scruffy Jim to remind them why Car Wreck should get the gig permanently on a 10 year contract.
 
Protein Junkie said:
They’ve had a great season.
* The Plague carrier is nailed on King of the Assists, POTY and Balon D’or.
* They won the “We beat City” Cup.
* Will be in the CL next season and entertain the likes of FC Bugelfugelstrasse of Liechtenstein, FC Wheel Tappers and Shunters of North Macedonia and Celtic.
* Most improved team of the year.
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They didn’t though … we did 3-2 on aggregate.
 
Blueboy73 said:
Did Raggy Stone write this or was it the other Rag twat Shamoon?
I refuse to click on it myself to see and generate traffic as I won't contribute towards giving the paedo protectors an excuse to waste licence fee payers money writing more sycophantic Rag drivel.
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As you won't click on it let me explain what Mount said/believes.

We will be found guilty of 115 and relegated.
Arsenal will as always finish second.
The dippers will finally accept it is their fault and resign from the league.
Chelsea, well do I need to say anymore, they will be on course to win the league but then they will buy themselves and then sell the club to the Greek league.
Aston Villa will be found to have funded the Birmingham bin strike as they are used to living in a shit hole. They won't be punished, fuck me, coming from berninum is punishment enough
Everton, ha ha, can't believe I even typed their name.
Bournemouth will appoint Sam Allardyce and immediately drop from 3rd to fighting relegation.
Notice I haven't mentioned tottinam and westam ? That's because one's on the sex register and the others negotiating the sheep in Wrexham. Same thing really.
Brighton would have won the league ahead of the rags but someone, fuck knows who, put 20 grand on them coming 4th. Which they did.

So yes, in Mounts eyes, the rags will win the league.
 
Blueboy73 said:
Stone won't need asking twice, he's so far up the Rags arses I'm surprised his gaint conk hasn't popped out of Car Wrecks mouth at a Rag press conference.
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If he loses the rag priveledges he’s got fuckall left. I mean I’ve not checked but who else does he write about with glowing unjustified praise.
 
Blue Mist said:
As you won't click on it let me explain what Mount said/believes.

We will be found guilty of 115 and relegated.
Arsenal will as always finish second.
The dippers will finally accept it is their fault and resign from the league.
Chelsea, well do I need to say anymore, they will be on course to win the league but then they will buy themselves and then sell the club to the Greek league.
Aston Villa will be found to have funded the Birmingham bin strike as they are used to living in a shit hole. They won't be punished, fuck me, coming from berninum is punishment enough
Everton, ha ha, can't believe I even typed their name.
Bournemouth will appoint Sam Allardyce and immediately drop from 3rd to fighting relegation.
Notice I haven't mentioned tottinam and westam ? That's because one's on the sex register and the others negotiating the sheep in Wrexham. Same thing really.
Brighton would have won the league ahead of the rags but someone, fuck knows who, put 20 grand on them coming 4th. Which they did.

So yes, in Mounts eyes, the rags will win the league.
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PMSL on the Chelsea line :-)
 
Protein Junkie said:
They’ve had a great season.
* The Plague carrier is nailed on King of the Assists, POTY and Balon D’or.
* They won the “We beat City” Cup.
* Will be in the CL next season and entertain the likes of FC Bugelfugelstrasse of Liechtenstein, FC Wheel Tappers and Shunters of North Macedonia and Celtic.
* Most improved team of the year.
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Plague carrier - brilliant!
 
Blue Mist said:
As you won't click on it let me explain what Mount said/believes.

We will be found guilty of 115 and relegated.
Arsenal will as always finish second.
The dippers will finally accept it is their fault and resign from the league.
Chelsea, well do I need to say anymore, they will be on course to win the league but then they will buy themselves and then sell the club to the Greek league.
Aston Villa will be found to have funded the Birmingham bin strike as they are used to living in a shit hole. They won't be punished, fuck me, coming from berninum is punishment enough
Everton, ha ha, can't believe I even typed their name.
Bournemouth will appoint Sam Allardyce and immediately drop from 3rd to fighting relegation.
Notice I haven't mentioned tottinam and westam ? That's because one's on the sex register and the others negotiating the sheep in Wrexham. Same thing really.
Brighton would have won the league ahead of the rags but someone, fuck knows who, put 20 grand on them coming 4th. Which they did.

So yes, in Mounts eyes, the rags will win the league.
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That's fuckin ace!
Of those events listed above, the one least likely to happen is the Rags wining the league.
 
roach3 said:
If he loses the rag priveledges he’s got fuckall left. I mean I’ve not checked but who else does he write about with glowing unjustified praise.
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I doubt Stone writes about anyone except the Rags.
He's too busy rewatching Rag season reviews from the 90s and noughties on a portable DVD player whilst wanking himself silly under his Bryan Riggs duvet cover which he bought from the Rag Megastore using the expenses he claimed from the BBC from his most recent foreign jolly covering a meaningless Rag friendly.
 
eastmanc said:
2013
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Manchester United legend Sir Bobby Charlton has guaranteed supporters the club will finish above rivals Manchester City next season.

City are on course to win the Premier League title, while United have endured a tough campaign and sacked David Moyes as manager in April.

But Charlton, a director at United, says it will be different in 2014-15.

"Next year I guarantee that we will be number one in Manchester. We like to be first and we will be first," he said.
 
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