United Thread | 2025/26

[Master-Lotus]

So when's the parade? Poor ratboy Bruno, such an output for so little..

 

[blue_danube]

Rat face with another set piece assist, headed goal from a corner so expect another wank fest from the media as now broken the record, despite only 10 from open play.
Typical Rags also, only attempt on goal so far

Well clearly he can a hit a dead ball way better than any of our players. We are fuckinh hopless in that department these days

 

[Tricky_Trev]

They took KDB’s assist v Arsenal off him yet allow Fernandes to have this one today, despite it being an own goal.

 

[MCFC1993]

Rat face with another set piece assist, headed goal from a corner so expect another wank fest from the media as now broken the record, despite only 10 from open play.
Typical Rags also, only attempt on goal so far

Think they should be taking it off of him:


It's an own goal.

If De Bruyne lost his then this shouldn't stand.

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Think they should be taking it off of him:


It's an own goal.

If De Bruyne lost his then this shouldn't stand.

Wonder what will happen...

 

[Ajm1985]

Think they should be taking it off of him:


It's an own goal.

If De Bruyne lost his then this shouldn't stand.

As petty as it is, I would absolutely love it if City & Arsenal tried to make sure that is scrubbed as an assist for him

 

[madloaf]

Please don’t be having these wankers finishing above us next season.

I can't see it, even if we hire Barry Chuckle as manager.

 

[Pablo123]

Had a rag telling me what an achievement it was rat face breaking the assist record .
Asked him if it won you any silverware , if not it’s fuckin irrelevant , game over .

 

[Don Karleone]

 

[hertsblue]

Think they should be taking it off of him:


It's an own goal.

If De Bruyne lost his then this shouldn't stand.

Yep, clear own goal and shouldn't count as an assist, but we all know it will be overlooked and given to him.
Only 10 assists from open play, Cherki has more

 

[moomba]

It'll be allowed but it's a clear OG.

 

[pudge]

If you think they're going to take that off him, have I got news for you..

 

[TinFoilHat]

Looks like today was used to train refs on using VAR to help the Rags.

 

[BTH]

The Rags are still driving up and down Brighton seafront with their most assists trophy.

 

[deegee33]

Please don’t be having these wankers finishing above us next season.

Worry not. Next season, St Beneathus Day will fall before the first day of May.

 

[HelloCity]

 

[Blue Mist]

I can't find my post but I said last week that even if it was a nil nil draw they would find a way to give fernandez the assist he needed.

The small time wankers that collate the stats deliberately chalked off one of KDB's to ensure he didnt beat Henry, now they are allowing own goals to be included.

Farce.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

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I’d hazard a guess that 150 of these 3600 minutes played were the standard 10 minutes of extra time to allow the rags to score?

 

[jaiguruKun]

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Amazing that Ratface has played less minutes than everyone else and still got the most assists! Give him the freedom of Salford.

 

[jaiguruKun]

If you think they're going to take that off him, have I got news for you..

It should have been confirmed as an OG at the time.