United Thread | 2025/26

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

He'll be in the World Guinness Book of Records before the rags win two games back-to-back never mind five.

That is some Barnet.

For a midtable side 5 in a row is quite difficult.

 

[Kippax77]

Soon to be nicknamed Rapunzel

 

[Tracking back]

That is some Barnet.

For a midtable side 5 in a row is quite difficult.

You're right.

However, for a club like Manchesniteh it's nigh on impossible, to which his hair style will testify.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

The greatest ever performance from a team that got beat is how the press are spinning it.....

 

[Vienna_70]

Who actually wanted Sesko apart from Newcastle? There was talk of Arsenal and Liverpool looking at him before they went out for their targets in Gykokeres and Eketeke. Chelsea ended up with Liam Delap who the rags wanted as well. The premium destination clubs with champions league football didn’t want him which is why he ended up at the rags. There’s no transfer coup here to see.

That’s not what our sycophantic media would have us believe, though.

 

[Gazza]

The greatest ever performance from a team that got beat is how the press are spinning it.....

We should just say "Yeah, you played great, how many points did you get for that?"

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Napoli are set to enter the race to sign Manchester United and Denmark striker Rasmus Hojlund, 22, who is in talks with AC Milan. (Sport Italia - in Italian)

“Race” lol more like a leisurely Sunday morning stroll through treacle.

I assume in a two horse race Hojlund would be the consolation prize for finishing 2nd. I wonder who the winners get?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

The standard has been lowered at the rags to such levels that their fans are pretending losing at home in the first game of the season, failing to score a single goal despite spending hundreds of millions on new attacking signings and their team having no midfield of any note to contend with, is something positive.

Hilarious.

Edited

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Wtf is a progressive carry? You're not allowed to hold the ball?

He inhaled...

 

[Gazza]

I assume in a two horse race Hojlund would be the consolation prize for finishing 2nd. I wonder who the winners get?

That's the problem though, he can't finish.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

That's the problem though, he can't finish.

Can't finish? He can't even start.

 

[Blue Mist]

Sad attention seeking fucker

 

[Blue Mist]

Manchester United are importing a sinister US tactic: Public money for stadiums

Similar grand promises made when building US sports arenas are now being used to justify a huge outlay in the UK, with little return to show for them

www.theguardian.com

And why they should not get any public financial help

Definitely.
Especially as the article mentions that in America, if an owner doesn't get public funding they up sticks and fuck off.
:-)

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

The Swamp Creature has turned down a loan move to Bayern Munich.

Just to narrow that down, it's Garnacho.

 

[flook]

fuck off my toe hair grows faster than that

 

[flook]

It's refreshing to see that, despite signing what are undoubtedly improvements to the squad in the shape of Mbuemo and Cunha, they still don't look anything like a top side. Even more refreshing was how poor the Tarquins looked

 

[TinFoilHat]

Gazpacho refuses Vinny.

Probably because Kompany would make the lazy **** work.

Might as well stay on his big salary at the swamp and stir the pot.

 

[Blue Mist]

The Swamp Creature has turned down a loan move to Bayern Munich.

Just to narrow that down, it's Garnacho.

Vinny wanted garnacho !!

I'm calling bollocks. No way, even ignoring the mighty Vincent Kompany manages Baywrn, would they want him.
Come on Wretched, you read the Daily Star dont you.

 

[Vienna_70]

The Swamp Creature has turned down a loan move to Bayern Munich.

Just to narrow that down, it's Garnacho.

The little twat has a very high opinion of himself, if he’s thinks he is too good for Bayern and Vinnie.

 

[jacko74]

He suffers from the same affliction as me, whereby his hair doesn’t grow long, it just grows outwards.