United Thread | 2025/26

[bluethrunthru]

The little twat has a very high opinion of himself, if he’s thinks he is too good for Bayern and Vinnie.

You'd have thought currywurst seller on the concourse would be a step up from last season too

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Vinny wanted garnacho !!

I'm calling bollocks. No way, even ignoring the mighty Vincent Kompany manages Baywrn, would they want him.
Come on Wretched, you read the Daily Star dont you.

I think Vinnie would end up launching the arrogant little **** into the air.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

The comedy roll is all they have.

 

[HorlocksWalk]

I wondered what had happened to Fellani

 

[Tracking back]

I wondered what had happened to Fellani

Ahh! Elbows.

There's a name I haven't missed.

 

[Vienna_70]

Ahh! Elbows.

There's a name I haven't missed.

A&E.

The man who spat on Zaba.

Or was it Sergio?

 

[King Jay]

The little twat has a very high opinion of himself, if he’s thinks he is too good for Bayern and Vinnie.

He just doesn’t wanna leave the PL

 

[Debaser]

He suffers from the same affliction as me, whereby his hair doesn’t grow long, it just grows outwards.

I really wanted hair that grew out like that as a teen so I could walk around Manchester looking like the guys from the Mars Volta, now I'm happy as fuck it doesn't

 

[Tracking back]

A&E.

The man who spat on Zaba.

Or was it Sergio?

Probably both.

Although I can't see him spitting on Zaba he'd have battered him.

 

[OnlyOneUweRosler]

United have a serious issue with goalies. They have been spoiled most of the Premiership era (Schmeichel, Van Der Saar, De Gea etc.), so the fact they have complete clowns between the sticks is a culture shock for them.

 

[Dobsy]

Was just reminded that Sancho is still earning £250k a week from them.

 

[RodneyRodney]

Can't finish? He can't even start.

Maybe they should sign Magnuss Magnusson

 

[RodneyRodney]

Was just reminded that Agent Sancho is still earning stealing £250k a week from them.

 

[NZBlue]

Maybe they should sign Magnuss Magnusson

He's dead, and would still be an improvement

 

[eyalluvitt]

1st rag parade of the season

 

[melrose40yarder]

1st rag parade of the season
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Starting to think they won on Sunday.Never seen such a spin from the media.Starting to think they got something from the game.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Was just reminded that Sancho is still earning £250k a week from them.

Earning?

 

[cheekybids]

They are like an actor that started out in edgy roles - hits the big time and does a couple of blockbusters - then hits the buffers - no more lead male roles and turns down comedy roles as its "beneath them" - currently struggling to get voice overs for obscure nature documentaries and does a few TV adverts for cleaning products.................

A modern day Harry H Corbett, from Shakespeare to a fucking Rag & bone man….

 

[cheekybids]

The pressure they've had bestowed on them by the raggy media to win their next game is now immense already.
Funny as fuck if Fulham turn them over, then we'll probably see the media turn on Amorim, so soon after their amazing defeat by Arsenal as well.

Never mind Fulham, I can see them getting undone by Grimsby.

No doubt it will be spun with no Europe, no league cup it allows more time on the training ground.

 

[DTKOAG]

What a great Ryanair advert..

United won't be travelling to Europe this year but you can.


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