United Thread | 2025/26

[Kippax Street 1880]

I remember coming off a few 1nil defeats relieved, knowing we are levels below. I never followed it up thinking we’ve arrived & will finish top 3.

The front 3 they were impressed with didn’t fucking score. When was the last time they got excited too early….

Højlund, Garnacho, Mainoo show Man United's bright future vs. West Ham

Man United have struggled this season, but a comfortable 3-0 win over West Ham was aided by a trio of young players who have a lot to give.

www.espn.com.au

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They were selling that photo in fucking frames ahahahahahahahahhaha

 

[BlueBing]

They were selling that photo in fucking frames ahahahahahahahahhaha

Don't forget the flags as well

 

[Vienna_70]

I remember coming off a few 1nil defeats relieved, knowing we are levels below. I never followed it up thinking we’ve arrived & will finish top 3.

The front 3 they were impressed with didn’t fucking score. When was the last time they got excited too early….

Højlund, Garnacho, Mainoo show Man United's bright future vs. West Ham

Man United have struggled this season, but a comfortable 3-0 win over West Ham was aided by a trio of young players who have a lot to give.

www.espn.com.au

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Was it last season that rags were showing everyone the table after one solitary Friday night game?

 

[Vienna_70]

Fast approaching the first week anniversary of their amazing feat

You can’t have a week anniversary.

Anniversary literally means the return of a yearly event.

 

[Big Swifty]

Since his signing 3 years ago, Haaland has scored twice as many goals (21) in August as the whole of the United side (10)

Stat of the week

 

[Vienna_70]

Since his signing 3 years ago, Haaland has scored twice as many goals (21) in August as the whole of the United side (10)

Stat of the week

That’s phenomenal.

And it made me laugh out loud!

 

[KentBlue]

You can’t have a week anniversary.

Anniversary literally means the return of a yearly event.

Didn't know that, Vi. But I like the idea of celebrating every defeat the rags suffer, weekly, monthly, yearly whenever. A rag defeat is always something I get vast amounts of pleasure from.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

You can’t have a week anniversary.

Anniversary literally means the return of a yearly event.

Hebdomaversary is the word for a weekly return.

 

[Georgian Maestro]

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Don't forget the flags as well

Fucking embarrassing

 

[discopop]

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Peter Barnes being on that front row is a fucking dagger to the heart.

 

[Vienna_70]

Tesco have reiterated their stance on placing a receptacle for soft plastics outside the swamp.

They have confirmed that they won’t be doing so, as they are concerned that it will be overwhelmed on match days.

 

[Protein Junkie]

To be fair to Amorimjob he’s taken the Rags to within three points of the top of the table.
Keep him there.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Tesco have reiterated their stance on placing a receptacle for soft plastics outside the swamp.

They have confirmed that they won’t be doing so, as they are concerned that it will be overwhelmed on match days.

They're gonna need a massive bin !

 

[Kippax77]

Peter Barnes being on that front row is a fucking dagger to the heart.

Watching him play for them when they beat Newcastle 5-0 i think at Old Trafford in about 85.
Our football team manager got tickets for all our team to go, as some kind of bond building exercise, the fucking bellend.
I hated it so much and more because Barnes was my idol when I first started going City games in 77

 

[JASR]

Was it last season that rags were showing everyone the table after one solitary Friday night game?

Don’t say it
Don’t say…

Iirc. Arrogant Stupid official social media post

 

[horlock_was_super]

You can’t have a week anniversary.

Anniversary literally means the return of a yearly event.

Weakaversary?

Yes, I do know what I have done ;)

 

[Fred_Quimby]

I see the rags are in their coveted place - 15th - ring any bells?

 

[KentBlue]

I see the rags are in their coveted place - 15th - ring any bells?

Well, 15 is one behind 16, which -when turned around- is 1 -6. Now That rings a bell!

 

[discopop]

Watching him play for them when they beat Newcastle 5-0 i think at Old Trafford in about 85.
Our football team manager got tickets for all our team to go, as some kind of bond building exercise, the fucking bellend.
I hated it so much and more because Barnes was my idol when I first started going City games in 77

Pretty much the same for me, of all the Big Mal/Swales fuck ups and there was a big list letting Barnes and Owen go to WBA was way fucking top.

Oh and I’ve just noticed another thing terrible about that photos is Ron Atkinson going all Miami Vice with no fucking socks the daft ****.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

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Don't forget the flags as well

Probably the 3 biggest twats ever.
Totally suited to that club