United Thread | 2025/26

[TinFoilHat]

 

[meeesh]

That would move quicker than the real person

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Needs floppy wrists.

 

[BTH]

No worries Gordon, I know a fair few plastics here in Telford. I’ll dish out what you can’t. They run for cover when they see me. None are shown any mercy. I too remember the dark days and the constant piss take , especially when I worked in Manchester. The retorts I receive nowadays are less than polite, I don’t care, even the checkout lady in ASDA has to have it . I actively go and seek them out to ridicule them, I suspect I will receive violent threats this week. Happy days !

The people who started supporting them from the 1960s onwards with zero affiliation to Manchester or even the North (save for a claimed ancestor - probably mythical) did so precisely because they had no moral fibre.
They took the easy way out. As they are now finding out... The hard way!

 

[the blue panther]

Don't know about moving any shit on - Transfermarket still has Rashford and Sancho registered with them.

What an absolute shitshow - I love it!

Scum.

 

[Chak19]

If it is true wonder who’s available Southgate,any other managers looking for work how about klopp ;-)

Klopp called the rags Disneyland 10 years ago when he was asked why he joined the dippers instead, nothing's changed.

 

[Nevizade]

Why would he resign and yet take charge load of bollocks..unless it’s a ploy they hammer Burnley 5-6 nil and he’s reinstalled as manager again ;-)

He'd probably get a 7-figure signing on fee as well the way that lot are run.

 

[HelloCity]

 

[RodneyRodney]

We’re definitely bringing it down from the inside, I’m convinced of it.

There's a few on the Caff who agree with you ; have a look on the Berrada thread. Fun reading.

 

[MeatnSpudsMCFC]

Well.. that's that then.

 

[Bluesince1979]

United , as a club, have been rotten to the core for donkeys years!!!
Go back to when they copped for billy meredith etc when they were banned from playing for us but allowed to pay for them and them potentially going under with the emergence of Manchester Central (got us to vote Central out of the league but @Gary James will be infinitely more informed)

Onto the crook louis Edwards and following him his pervert son martin.

What they did was cop lucky with 2 generational managers in busby and GPC.
GPC was the perfect match, with the emergence of sky and its wealth that came with it, the bullying **** was a match made in heaven.
Outside of them 2 there history is pretty average

Theyve always been a stinking cess pit.
And the lovely thing is , the hard shoulder shitter is a huge contributor to their current decline.
By being a greedy twat over horse spunk he paved the way for the glaziers.
And by squeezing one more title out of the team before fucking off into the sunset (seeing what exactly was coming) and personally employing wee davey as his chosen one replacement he ensured the club was set back years.

Now they just repeat the same problems yearly. Buying Overpaid nuggets to appease there deluded fan base and having the likes of rat face as skipper ensure the rot continues

Its fuckin boooodiful

 

[remember arthur mann]

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Klopp called the rags Disneyland 10 years ago when he was asked why he joined the dippers instead, nothing's changed.

We've seen from the tv adverts he'd sell his Granny for a Euro.

If they offered him enough money he'd be there in a shot.

As it stands they seem to want to chuck millions above the asking price on average footballers and although we've been guilty at times with Phillips will also pay a good 2X the going wage for the player too but, won't stump up for a top manager.

 

[freshie]

 

[Silva61]

Someone posted on here something along the lines of "he'd struggle to spell his own name" last week.

Some rumours on social media that Amorim has resigned and Burnley will be his last match

He did say in an interview last night that it would get sorted during the international break, what exactly gets sorted he didn't say.

 

[JD_619]

Haha

 

[Bluesince1979]

Would love them to appoint Keane as interim just for the shit and giggles.

He wouldnt go any where near the gaff whilst piss ridden GPC is stinking the corridors out

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Once again Pep will be presented with the opportunity to not only have his foot on the throat of these horrible twats, but to bring it down hard as possible and crush these cunts! Mancini started it and Pep should now finish it! No excuses

In fact, I'd quite like Pep to do the honourable thing and allow Mancini to run the training sessions in the week prior................

 

[Chak19]

We've seen from the tv adverts he'd sell his Granny for a Euro.

If they offered him enough money he'd be there in a shot.

As it stands they seem to want to chuck millions above the asking price on average footballers and although we've been guilty at times with Phillips will also pay a good 2X the going wage for the player too but, won't stump up for a top manager.

Maybe but his description is spot on, probably the only intelligent thing he's ever said.

 

[Bald fraud]

Rangnick identified the problems and he was only in charge of them for 5 minutes. Now my managerial experience is limited to LMA Manager 2003 on the PS2 but fair to say he's not classed as a world class manager either but he knew the score. Told them what they had to do, they've failed to do it and this is the result. Muppets, long may it continue.

Glorious time to be a blue!

Told em what they didn’t want to hear