United Thread | 2025/26

[34yearsandstillgoingstrong]

Just watching the "highlights" :
28th Minute - chaotic build-up in the area - Grimsby score. Referee disallows the goal for handball. Very much a 50-50 decision... referee clearly could not have seen it from his position ... dodgy decision goes in favour of the rags.
49th Minute - desperate rag defending... rag arm stretches out to deflect a dangerous ball ... clearly off his upper arm ... 50-50 decision...penalty to Grimsby? NO .. the decision goes in favour of the rags !
71st Minute ... Grimsby Score... Offside Given !... even the bloody commentator said it was onside because Maguire intentionally played the ball. 100% bent decision goes in favour of the rags
89th Minute .. rag corner ... Maguire grabs the shirt of his Grimsby marker ---drags the Grimsby player away .. and then -unmarked- he heads the ball into the net to equalise .
But then ..silly me ... this is MANCHESTER UNITED we're talking about.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[mancboy]

 

[half & half derby scarf]

Fantastic article this

Grimsby deepen ridicule for Ruben Amorim as he ploughs on with flawed, final stand | Jonathan Liew

Carabao Cup humiliation is the latest setback for a coach who may actually be the last real thing at Manchester United

www.theguardian.com

Liew is so insecure, having to resort to garrulous and dense prose to hide his lack of understanding. Have you seen some of the bile he's written about City? One hack to definitely avoid at all costs.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Ha I forgot about that. The missus told me off for laughing although she was giggling at it.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I wouldn't be surprised. He sounded as if he knew he'd lost the dressing room in his post match interview and once that happens it's over. The telling point in his bizarre speech was him saying he can't change twenty two players. The international break gives the rags two weeks to get somebody else in, probably a stop gap.

There we go..... our annual kicking from the neighbours, brilliant, just brilliant.

 

[deano ou812]

For Amorin’s mental health he’d be better just quitting fuck the severance pay your health is the priority get away from the shithole asap..

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Needs floppy wrists.

and smaller gloves.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Embarrasing result but just as bad was singing about us ALL game.

Kicking a blue etc. Yeah course you do.

Daft obsessed red cunts

Virtually every song was about City They did the whole song sheet. But I thought their rivals were European Royalty Liverpool... not "little old City." They don't sing the Rupert Bear song (nobody knows their names...) anymore. Karma is wonderful.

 

[VYisaBLUE]

They need a Mancini figure, let’s hope they don’t get one!

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

“Money killed the game

And we had the most money

So we were the most killed”

Another Caff beauty

I’m sure whoever posted that thought it was really clever, insightful and profound. When in fact it’s just nonsensical

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

“Money killed the game

And we had the most money

So we were the most killed”

Another Caff beauty

Wonder which club has the largest nett spend this summer.

 

[freshie]

 

[hertsblue]

Just watching the "highlights" :
28th Minute - chaotic build-up in the area - Grimsby score. Referee disallows the goal for handball. Very much a 50-50 decision... referee clearly could not have seen it from his position ... dodgy decision goes in favour of the rags.
49th Minute - desperate rag defending... rag arm stretches out to deflect a dangerous ball ... clearly off his upper arm ... 50-50 decision...penalty to Grimsby? NO .. the decision goes in favour of the rags !
71st Minute ... Grimsby Score... Offside Given !... even the bloody commentator said it was onside because Maguire intentionally played the ball. 100% bent decision goes in favour of the rags
89th Minute .. rag corner ... Maguire grabs the shirt of his Grimsby marker ---drags the Grimsby player away .. and then -unmarked- he heads the ball into the net to equalise .
But then ..silly me ... this is MANCHESTER UNITED we're talking about.

Added to the joke penalty they missed v Fulham and the clear 2 handed push for their goal that somehow was allowed.
All this in just 2 games.
But even with this they cannot win.
A manager who cant watch penalties and plays with magnets on a board and a 75 million striker who was left to 10th choice to take a penalty.

 

[deano ou812]

Stuck this on the bbc have your say on the rags defeat ..

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

I love every minute of it, but I don’t believe he is truly that bad a manager. There is something very toxic at that club - it sits in row Z and stinks of piss.

Amorim continues to pick sub-standard players so he can't be that good. And the pundits keep repeating that they have a strong squad. Apparently Mainoo is "a generational talent" and Amad is not actually a headless chicken but a "fantastic young player." They bought Amad for £20m after he had loan spells at Rangers, and Sunderland. He is aged 23 and has scored nine goals from 40 appearances at United. So he's more shite than "fantastic." The delusion about their players is relentless.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Loved jumping around the room with my 10 year old when fatty bumbum missed andmy 13 year old coming down the stairs laughing

They hate united. My job is done

Was doing that with my 80 year old parents!

 

[blue44]

 

[TheKippaxM14Blue]

I saw that last night what an absolute cnut he is,I’d love someone to go through the rat in a game..

I know someone who had a run in with him last week over a parking spot. The Rat was shouting across the street.

I would have loved for that to have been me....would have rolled him into new tarmac.

 

[blue44]

Fuck off yer rag cunts