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city5189 said:
My youngest was misbehaving last night refusing to go sleep for mum,
I brought her down stairs,made her watch the rags,she was begging me to take her back upstairs.
That'll teach her.
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The way to handle that one is make sure she gets loads of treats when Daddy does his football happy dance. She'll soon be an all in blue!
 
blue for life said:
Fuck em. Like some one said above we owe them decades of piss taking and that will last until I breathe my last breath then I will hate them in death for eternity!
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Sometimes I set my alarm clock 5 minutes early and go to bed 10 minutes later so I can spend longer hating the cunts.
 
Protein Junkie said:
Copyright Toyah Wilcox

It’s no mystery, it’s no mystery
You lost to Grimsby of League two.
It’s no mystery to me
Your shots in the dark
All ended outside Blundell Park
Is it a mystery to you?

I’m not here all week.
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i once kissed toyah at salford uni.
true story.
 
On my 43rd birthday in 1998 I went to visit my parents in Saddleworth and got the bus into Manchester to watch City v Bury. We lost 1-0. Waiting for a bus back to Saddleworth a United fan saw my replica shirt and asked how we got on. I told him, and he said he was quite sad how City had declined. If I had met him today I would have reciprocated the sentiment
 
Pingu the Penguin said:
I sent some sincere and well meaning commiserations to rag friends last night and none have had the opportunity to reply yet. Strange!
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I messaged a few of em through the match.

A couple of them said "aint watching it mate"
One said my firestick is playing up lol - it was on terrestial TV!!!

Lying bastards.
 
give it to gordon said:
The only downside to all of this is. After decades of working amongst rag fans, years of abuse and piss taking. Us in division 2 as they won the treble.

The one that has really pissed me of the the last decade is i dont know one fucking rag, not one.
All the plastic i see around put their shirts back in the cupboard.

I have decades of shit i want to give back to these knobheads and yet I dont know any. No one at work is rag, all I can do is laugh when ever I see a plastic in a rag shirt.

I have seen a rag who works in Tesco because he has a rag tattoo. I'll ask him if the have any fish from Grimsby.
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Those of us who know a few should set up an 'Adopt A Rag' scheme, like the ones where you "adopt" an African child. But instead of supporting them through school or whatever, you get the chance to hurl abuse at them. You'd pay £5 a month for that wouldn't you?
 
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