United Thread | 2025/26

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

I can’t ever imagine doing that, even if City were humiliated, either by the rags or a lower league side in a cup game.

At 90 minutes in the QPR game, I was 100% pulling a week long sickie!

 

[half & half derby scarf]

A picture paints a thousand words.

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Is the tramp who 'jimmied in' with Alex, hiding his face to avoid being spotted by the DSS?

 

[heslops barnet]

That f’kin Merson, seriously needs putting out to grass now!Just heard him say that if utd had Chelseas’ wing backs (James and hair bear)they would be top of the league!!?I shit you not!I wonder how much they pay this pillock,for such expertise!?….it’s just a society of clowns on there,it really is.

Care in the community

 

[PeterBarnesShorts]

I think he's smoking it.

I think he needs sectioning!I know he knows who his ‘audience’ is,but I seriously doubt theres even any rags that would give that outrageous claim some legs!?What a f’kin tool!..

 

[cityontheup]

I know the pisscan has done and said many things to piss us all off over the years, and for many jelly & ice cream will be on the menu when he finally curls his toes up. But, what one thing he did/said boils your piss more than any other?
For me it was when he went to the hotel where the psg team were to give them a pep talk prior to playing us.

 

[Earlyriser]

I know, I saw it :-), but the point about what qualifies these people for punditry struck a chord, that's why I selected that as a quote.

Without being racist/sexist (after all, I'm one of white, black, girl, Scot myself) they all tick a box, don't they? Charisma, entertainment value, knowledge, insights etc don't come into it any more.

Understood. I think they pin a number of the 'right' pictures to a board and throw a dart

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Silly question. Breathing.

 

[gray740]

Being a ****.

 

[plattlanebenches]

Anything that came out of the cunts mouth.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

He’s a dinosaur now, totally irrelevant to me, as are the rag club he managed.

 

[East Level 2]

Take your pick:
"Not in my lifetime" - Though that has come back to haunt him.
"Noisy neighbours"
Being knighted
Getting away with the hard shoulder incident
Constant bullying of match officials

 

[KentBlue]

being born

 

[Vienna_70]

That f’kin Merson, seriously needs putting out to grass now!Just heard him say that if utd had Chelseas’ wing backs (James and hair bear)they would be top of the league!!?I shit you not!I wonder how much they pay this pillock,for such expertise!?….it’s just a society of clowns on there,it really is.

What do you expect from the man, who said of Kevin's transfer to Manchester City, "£54 million - I just don’t see it"?

 

[Blue Mist]

Is the tramp who 'jimmied in' with Alex, hiding his face to avoid being spotted by the DSS?

Whose Alex ?


Just askin'

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

That he gave up being a welder.

 

[bluemonkey71]

What do you expect from the man, who said of Kevin's transfer to Manchester City, "£54 million - I just don’t see it"?

Wasn’t that the twat Thompson?

 

[Vienna_70]

The only fanbase who see it different to everyone else proper wanker is Brent.

He is only saying what his audience wants to hear.

Goldbridge might be a lot of things, but stupid isn’t one of them.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Having retired yet turning up in the tunnel at the cup final and schmoozing that other **** Clattenburg.

 

[Bald fraud]

That he gave up being a welder.

And his shit banjo playing

 

[discopop]

His steadfast refusal to allow jelly and ice cream to be served