United Thread | 2025/26

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Shit club & team with next cab off the rank manager and players. Lucky to get a point at home against Bournemouth despite it supposedly being their best performance of the season!

That is absolutely what it comes down to, but is being reported as the 'game of the season'.

 

[madloaf]

Only condeding 4 against Bournemouth at home is the stuff of champions.

 

[01282]

Whilst we’ve still got cunts like Neville being given a platform to wank himself silly over any United game he commentates on then unfortunately Sky are going to keep their tongue firmly up United’s arse.

Some fucker at the weekend called Meulensteen gets a job on Sky and she’s Ferguson’s assistant’s daughter ffs.

 

[Pam]

Turning a corner isn't for everyone :-)

Only another 20 years.

 

[BlueFurn]

More tv appearances = more cash.
BBC /SKY paying off their debt.
Next 1500 games live… then scruffy Jim will be happy

 

[Blue Hefner]

United were not ‘fantastic’ in the first half. They huffed and puffed, made a few chances but every time Bournemouth managed to string more than 3 passes together they cut through them

As for the second half. Neville banging on about how he could ‘live with’ the way United were playing at 3-2 down - throwing on forwards, blamming the ball into the box and relying on dodgy decisions is how he won countless trophies, never mind ‘living with it’ - unfortunately for him, and United, the world has moved on.

Everton - loss
West Ham - draw
Bournemouth - draw

They can dress it up as much as they like but that form is shite, whichever way you slice it

 

[Grassland Blue]

I think it will happen within the next 5 years, The Big clubs will have 2 teams for both the Premier League and the Super League and football every 3 days

If that does happen then there's no need for the Chumps league.

 

[Blue Calx]

Mid table fodder. Nothing more. I would enjoy seeing them in a proper relegation battle only to be relegated last day of the season.

 

[jrb]

You lot are talking rubbish about United not playing well.

According to……..

 

[jrb]

That’s it Shaun, support your local team.

 

[Blue Calx]

That’s it Shaun, support your local team.

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Shaun just about sums them all up.

 

[Grassland Blue]

You never ever hear their debt mentioned anywhere in the media, it doesn't exist. An English club over one billion pounds in debt, sacking people in minimum wage and still they borrow more money. What the actual fuck is that about, surely worthy of an investigation or special programme?
Of all the hours of endless football related discussion every day not a single mention of these cunts and their expanding debt?

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[jrb]

According to the Daily United headline.

 

[Grassland Blue]

It’s funny seeing these idiots continuously shunned into the Monday night slot. I make this 3 of their last 4 PL fixtures.


Nobody cares about them.

Is there any reason why they can't play on Saturdays at ,3pm?

 

[bluwes]

That’s it Shaun, support your local team.

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His spelling is not the best. There’s no K in c*nt

 

[city2]

Looks like they have won a trophy for best game of the season, hopefully gives rim man another 3 years

 

[Marvin.]

Unbelievably this rubbish are 6th and just 1 goal off a CL place. We need Newcastle, Palace or Spurs to start getting their act together or Liverpool/Man Utd are going to get 4th/5th.

 

[Grassland Blue]

That’s it Shaun, support your local team.

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The only noises I heard were groans and boos.......

 

[superwatsonwatson]

Only 300 passes in 115mins of play. Just for perspective City made 589 at Palace in less time.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

That’s it Shaun, support your local team.

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I think he got the second letter in Kent wrong