United Thread | 2025/26

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Working in a house that has talksport on and all the callers mentioned it’s in utds DNA to bring academy players through. The brain washing has been completed

They haven’t had any decent academy players since the mid 90s. It’s a complete myth, can anyone think of any rag players who have gone onto a decent career winning the big trophies since that lot. I can’t.

 

[Blu1]

What am I missing with Utd & media. They scored 4 at home & still only got a point.

How is this a turning point & a great performance. Media rag loving delusion

 

[neilhb]

If he's in Kent, he doesn't have a local team ;-)

Gillingham says Hi!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I see the press deflection machine is in full swing again, game of the season, 8 goal thriller etc etc, now lets leave the pro rag fairytale land that the press live in and talk reality, they have just conceded four at home to a mid table team who last won an away game in august, two of their goals were scored from incorrectly awarded free kicks, their gk had a shocker and you relied on a combination of decent/lucky saves and poor finishing to not lose the game, that is the reality of a piss poor rag team not the ridiculous fairytale that the ministry of truth that is sly sports, the bbc and the daily fail will tell you.

Ive said it before and i will say it again if the nazis had the same pr team that the rags do id be typing this in german.

Don't tell them Pike.

Last night was just perfect for the campaign. A thrilling game that masked just how shit they are. Had Brooks put away one of his two late chances then it would've been a different story this morning.

 

[manimanc]

Fuckin state of this shite.
A 4-4 draw with Bournemouth?

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

 

[mosssideblue]

It’s congested from 5th place down, hopefully Chelsea get their act together and Villa keep their form going. I can see wolves stabilising and finishing above the rags.

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[mancboy]

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Fuckin state of this shite.
A 4-4 draw with Bournemouth?

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Nah mate this is what we come to the swamp for

 

[woody1968]

To be fair they were really good last night and I can see them winning the PL, Spoty team of year, Strictly and next years The Traitors……they are that good.

 

[Ric]

All's not well at the swamp (obviously). The rat looking to leave a sinking ship?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

All's not well at the swamp (obviously). The rat looking to leave a sinking ship?

Fuck me, 'with recognised players'
Toys out of pram statement right there...

 

[waspish]

One thing this rat has he is never ever injured

 

[horlock_was_super]

Mainoo (half) brother doing Garnacho brother type things.

must be a thing in Trafford Rangers contracts, You can only play for us if you have bell-end family leeches.

Sorry to disagree but, Jackie Charlton was a nice bloke.

Mind you the weather seemed to be worse when the ticket touts daughter used to do the forecast.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

He falls over before anyone can get near him

 

[horlock_was_super]

All's not well at the swamp (obviously). The rat looking to leave a sinking ship?

It's as if there is a transfer window or something just around the corner.

Could be that his little ratty kids have asked Santa for a new club for their head of the lair.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

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Fuckin state of this shite.
A 4-4 draw with Bournemouth?

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

I think what the rancid rodent is referring to is the keystone cops football.

 

[tweety]

The Rat has gone up in my estimation. Similarities with the Salah situation but imo his comments are justified unlike Salah. I hope he fucks off to Saudi, he's their only decent player who appears to give a shit.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Game of the season? Two bang average teams with shit defences letting in goals for fun. Neville said this is why he goes to the swamp , for games like this. Shitshow every fortnight more like

 

[Gazza]

Game of the season? Two bang average teams with shit defences letting in goals for fun. Neville said this is why he goes to the swamp , for games like this. Shitshow every fortnight more like

“The BBC told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”​

 

[Protein Junkie]

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Fuckin state of this shite.
A 4-4 draw with Bournemouth?

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

To be fair he’s got a point.
They also had one at home to West Ham.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

All's not well at the swamp (obviously). The rat looking to leave a sinking ship?

He can fuck off with that shit about the weather. Soft ****. If I was earning £350,000 a week I wouldn't be moaning about the weather.