United Thread | 2025/26

[woody1968]

To be fair they were really good last night and I can see them winning the PL, Spoty team of year, Strictly and next years The Traitors……they are that good.

 

[Ric]

All's not well at the swamp (obviously). The rat looking to leave a sinking ship?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

All's not well at the swamp (obviously). The rat looking to leave a sinking ship?

Fuck me, 'with recognised players'
Toys out of pram statement right there...

 

[waspish]

One thing this rat has he is never ever injured

 

[horlock_was_super]

Mainoo (half) brother doing Garnacho brother type things.

must be a thing in Trafford Rangers contracts, You can only play for us if you have bell-end family leeches.

Sorry to disagree but, Jackie Charlton was a nice bloke.

Mind you the weather seemed to be worse when the ticket touts daughter used to do the forecast.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

He falls over before anyone can get near him

 

[horlock_was_super]

All's not well at the swamp (obviously). The rat looking to leave a sinking ship?

It's as if there is a transfer window or something just around the corner.

Could be that his little ratty kids have asked Santa for a new club for their head of the lair.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

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Fuckin state of this shite.
A 4-4 draw with Bournemouth?

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

I think what the rancid rodent is referring to is the keystone cops football.

 

[tweety]

The Rat has gone up in my estimation. Similarities with the Salah situation but imo his comments are justified unlike Salah. I hope he fucks off to Saudi, he's their only decent player who appears to give a shit.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Game of the season? Two bang average teams with shit defences letting in goals for fun. Neville said this is why he goes to the swamp , for games like this. Shitshow every fortnight more like

 

[Gazza]

Game of the season? Two bang average teams with shit defences letting in goals for fun. Neville said this is why he goes to the swamp , for games like this. Shitshow every fortnight more like

“The BBC told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”​

 

[Protein Junkie]

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Fuckin state of this shite.
A 4-4 draw with Bournemouth?

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

To be fair he’s got a point.
They also had one at home to West Ham.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

All's not well at the swamp (obviously). The rat looking to leave a sinking ship?

He can fuck off with that shit about the weather. Soft ****. If I was earning £350,000 a week I wouldn't be moaning about the weather.

 

[pudge]

All's not well at the swamp (obviously). The rat looking to leave a sinking ship?

Said he was gonna leave last season before the Saudi stuff and would have a won a few trophies, where was that to? PSG I'm assuming?

 

[dadnlad]

All's not well at the swamp (obviously). The rat looking to leave a sinking ship?

waits days of ssn ripping him to bits like salah
that prick that talks sllloooooowwww will know inside track or is he still busy at chelsea hoping they finish below rags

 

[heslops barnet]

Working in a house that has talksport on and all the callers mentioned it’s in utds DNA to bring academy players through. The brain washing has been completed

As they say …..bullshit baffles brains

 

[heslops barnet]

He can fuck off with that shit about the weather. Soft ****. If I was earning £350,000 a week I wouldn't be moaning about the weather.

I moan about the weather for free

 

[horlock_was_super]

waits days of ssn ripping him to bits like salah
that prick that talks sllloooooowwww will know inside track or is he still busy at chelsea hoping they finish below rags

The Saudis could end up getting a £200 million player for £100 million dontcha know ;)

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Ok Gary, so who are your biggest rivals now? Liverpool or Bournemouth?


Cock!

 

[ancoats]

Sell to the UAE
I say, sell to the UAE

Sell to the UAE
I say, sell to the UAE

Bruce Springsteen