United Thread | 2025/26

[RodneyRodney]

Just.....PLEASE let it happen ! Please !

 

[TJHTNATSOL]

Loads of club card points though

no they got green shield stamps

 

[jrb]

How the fuck do they get away with printing this shit!
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It’s a United fanzine.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

no they got green shield stamps

One for the FOC!

 

[jrb]

"I should have kept my big gob shut about winning the Premier League in 28."

2 years away and another billion pounds on new players.

They might just do it, you know. ;-)

 

[meeesh]

Hopefully dirty Leeds dick them Sunday, they've been playing some good football lately.

I told you about that Watkins mate, yea he scored but missed two good chances at 0-0, wanker him against them

 

[the blue panther]

Sadly, when they lose at Leeds, they can only drop a maximum of 2 places.

Then, they have an even tougher home game than against Wolves; Burnley at home!

Then it's out of the FA Cup at home to Brighton, followed by City at home and the sack for Interim thereafter.

All those home games with only Leeds away; what a curse for an upcoming manager, hey?!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Can you imagine the Pep thread if he played a back 5 at home to statistically the worst team in PL history?

Then, when you’re chasing a goal, he takes off one of those centre halves after 70 mins to replace him with another one for no reason?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Sadly, when they lose at Leeds, they can only drop a maximum of 2 places.

Then, they have an even tougher home game than against Wolves; Burnley at home!

Then it's out of the FA Cup at home to Brighton, followed by City at home and the sack for Interim thereafter.

All those home games with only Leeds away; what a curse for an upcoming manager, hey?!

Think they’re away to Burnley, but that shouldn’t matter as Burnley are playing even worse than Wolves at the moment.

Brighton are in free fall too.

They could get wins to save Interim, but the rest of January looks pretty bleak for them.

 

[horlock_was_super]

I think their title challenge might be over

The same week we get 40 points too.

We are living in truly great times.

 

[Chak19]

I told you about that Watkins mate, yea he scored but missed two good chances at 0-0, wanker him against them

Yeah he's mostly shite these days.

 

[Winchester]

Lol
They really are crap

 

[Prater70]

Sadly, when they lose at Leeds, they can only drop a maximum of 2 places.

Then, they have an even tougher home game than against Wolves; Burnley at home!

Then it's out of the FA Cup at home to Brighton, followed by City at home and the sack for Interim thereafter.

All those home games with only Leeds away; what a curse for an upcoming manager, hey?!

Thought Burnley was away. My apologies if wrong.

 

[jimharri]

Can you imagine the Pep thread if he played a back 5 at home to statistically the worst team in PL history?

Then, when you’re chasing a goal, he takes off one of those centre halves after 70 mins to replace him with another one for no reason?

Nearly as bad as no CDM against Chelsea in Porto. Or playing Bernardo at LB?

 

[TJHTNATSOL]

One for the FOC!

correct my mate I read recently that green shield stamps turned into Argos don't know if it was bull shit

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Nearly as bad as no CDM against Chelsea in Porto. Or playing Bernardo at LB?

The bald fraud tried Sane at left back once!

 

[N1985]

Leeds are going to absolutely murder them.

 

[hertsblue]

Took their usual stuffy, hugely deflected shot to score and Wolves to miss some sitters to even draw

 

[Vienna_70]

correct my mate I read recently that green shield stamps turned into Argos don't know if it was bull shit

I posted that, after I’d read it on Wikipedia.

 

[bluemonkey71]

Will there be a Saeed bingo tonight…