United Thread | 2025/26

[RodneyRodney]

Bollocks, Dwight Yorke and Scholes would be the Dream Team

Dwight Yorke & Mark Bosnich !

 

[Harvster]

Well they are building a glorified circus tent.

(Maybe if they can find enough money.)

Do you like circuses, scruffy Jim?

 

[half & half derby scarf]

The fact that they've not moved on from the Govan Piss Can in decades is beyond hilarious. All my dreams and wishes for it to get even worse are all coming true. Clueless from top to bottom. Only Southgate and Shrek incoming could make it even better.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Don’t really know what to say about this.

 

[Oyster28catcher]

Don’t really know what to say about this.

AI went too far.

Let the good times roll.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

AI went too far.

Let the good times roll.

Where’s the world going to be in 15 years?

No one knows, but the rags will still be 12th.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Dwight Yorke & Mark Bosnich !

Tits and Sniff.

 

[Grassland Blue]

They will have to find their Norwich scarves too.

And their bucket hats, don't forget the bucket hats.

 

[Half time draw tickets]

What colour scheme are they gonna come up with this time now it's against INEOS?

Blue and Pink til INEOS is in the drink?

“Zebra pants til they’ve evicted the tramp”(scruffy Jim)

 

[Half time draw tickets]

You think your zebra pants are trendy
You think your Norwich scarf is too
Be it Ole or Ten Hag
Your club’s a total laugh
We know that you’re a fucking RAG

 

[Shirley]

And their bucket hats, don't forget the bucket hats.

30,000 bucket hats
Then Gundogan scored

 

[Bluekiwi]

Harry's comments about Ole " we were well coached, tactically brilliant," - those last two words sum up the naivety of the rag players

 

[give it to gordon]

Protest after Protest after Protest.

Glazers out Glazers out Glazers out

Ratcliffe out Ratcliffe out Ratcliffe out

Piscan out pis......oh wait we can't blame the man behind all this mess cos he's the best manager the world has ever seen........

No ever talks about how the and way the Glazers bought rags.

 

[waspish]

Protest after Protest after Protest.

Glazers out Glazers out Glazers out

Ratcliffe out Ratcliffe out Ratcliffe out

Piscan out pis......oh wait we can't blame the man behind all this mess cos he's the best manager the world has ever seen........

No ever talks about how the and way the Glazers bought rags.

Nail on the head about Piscan! He is the problem

 

[Vienna_70]

Nail on the head about Piscan! He is the problem

Let’s hope he’s fit and well enough to keep going to games for years to come.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Dwight Yorke & Mark Bosnich !

Yes, that’s the one!

 

[Protein Junkie]

Unbeaten in Europe, unbeaten in 2026, Tesco hitting a brace to show his World Class pedigree and DNA due from Temu any day now.
It’s a good year coming

 

[its a Barm]

So let me get this right the rags paid olly to leave and now they are going to pay him to come back, ha ha sounds like a very clever plan, they really are in a bad place, and long may it continue.

 

[Metal Biker]

There has been a disturbing lack of SCUM declarations on this thread.

 

[its a Barm]

You think your zebra pants are trendy
You think your Norwich scarf is too
Be it Ole or Ten Hag
Your club’s a total laugh
We know that you’re a fucking RAG

Needs work