United Thread | 2025/26

[DiscoSteve]

Every day he continues to live is a day to celebrate

Absolutely!

And anyone who comes on here when he finally shuffles off his mortal coil and starts playing the "oh know you cant say that, think of his family, we're better than them!" game can just f*ck off and f*ck off some more!

I'm there with my jelly and ice-cream and bouncy castle no matter what! the old f*cker can do one! and all their fans can too!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Vienna_70]

Toyah?

Why would he want it? It’s A a Mystery.

 

[Roachy]

Franny got rid of Swales and that was the main thing

Crazy little episode in our history all that shenanigans.

 

[Franny 1234]

Amad an Mbeumo now back for next week is a bit of a shitter. Mainly the latter.

We seriously shouldn't be concerned who's their starting eleven.
There all shite.

 

[Roachy]

We seriously shouldn't be concerned who's their starting eleven.
There all shite.

The twats turn up once in a while though, annoying bastards.

 

[Ric]

Looks like Carrick is now the favourite to get the caretaker job until the end of the season. Re-appointing Solskjaer would’ve been hilarious, but appointing the guy that only managed 8th and 10th placed finishes with Middlesbrough in the Championship softens the blow.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Looks like Carrick is now the favourite to get the caretaker job until the end of the season. Re-appointing Solskjaer would’ve been hilarious, but appointing the guy that only managed 8th and 10th placed finishes with Middlesbrough in the Championship softens the blow.

I'm honestly surprised they don't officially announce old baconface as interim manager, he pulls the strings anyway.

 

[Eccles Blue]

Well he could have got a straight red for his 1st yellow

He should have got a straight red. He could have broken the other players knee.

 

[jollylescott]

Rashford wins a trophy with Barca the same day the scum get knocked out of all comps.

The symmetry is perfect lol

 

[HypnoticBlue]

Well according to the intellectual might of, er Dion Dublin and Phil Jones, the referee should have ignored the laws of the game and given Lacey a warning rather than a second yellow. And if he had then he would have received the plaudits of the entire football world. What??? Apart from being an absolute load of tosh, imagine the ref had done that and then Lacey contributed to an equaliser. Do these morons not think anything through?

At least the Foden-esque(Phil Jones’ words) little shit can’t injure any of our guys next week.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Toyah?

TBF she'd have a good pair up top.

 

[Franny 1234]

I want a performance from us at the swamp where Cherki can do his post match interview and repeat what King Kev said.
It was like a training match.
No brain farts please Pep just let the players play. CTID

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Their supporters aren't renowned for their class or integrity, but their arrogance and lack of judgment shine like a beacon.

Morons and fuckwits en masse

I think that's the rag DNA that they are so proud of talking about

A bunch of entitled, living in the past, glory seeking, deluded, plastic knuckle dragging cunts.

That's your fucking DNA, now stick it up your arse.

 

[iceman]

Pep will have them fired up for this he knows what it means to us

 

[HypnoticBlue]

According to Sly the rags are accelerating the appointment of a new manager after meetings with Solskjaer & Carrick.
If Olly’s at the wheel does that mean Carrick’s first to get thrown under the bus?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

According to Sly the rags are accelerating the appointment of a new manager after meetings with Solskjaer & Carrick.
If Olly’s at the wheel does that mean Carrick’s first to get thrown under the bus?

Sounds like it’s the other way around.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Looks like Carrick is now the favourite to get the caretaker job until the end of the season. Re-appointing Solskjaer would’ve been hilarious, but appointing the guy that only managed 8th and 10th placed finishes with Middlesbrough in the Championship softens the blow.

This could turn into another Ole's at the wheel. If he wins 3 or 4 games on the bounce at the end of the season, they will think they've turned yet another corner. A 3 or 4 year contract incoming, only to be sacked inside a year. Please let it happen.

 

[jrb]

Is that how many corners they have turned

Dion has seen plenty of leaking roofs.